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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139371
 06.03.2017
However, before you create it and put it out, remember that our country’s economy is based on the sale of energy resources and if you have made an eternal engine or an inexhaustible source of energy – our country will collapse when the prototype is released.

Only the "economics" of individual individuals can collapse. Five would be with them. In the rest, in the presence of halal energy, you can make so much of any hydrocarbons that at least the plastic will be enough not only for the entire earth, but also for the upcoming colonization of Mars and / or other planets.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139370
 06.03.2017
> and >
The pharmacist thinks:
Please give me vitamin C.
A man next to me:
-- And the ointment "Consultant Plus"!
“Oh, it worked,” I say, “vitamin C!”
> and >

People, I have a business plan.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139369
 06.03.2017
xxx (aged almost 60) divorced from his wife, when the division of the common apartment remained her (he car, garage and house)

XHHH: somehow offensive under the scratch to smuggle in rentable apartments
WOW: What is a scratch?
zzz: apparently this is such an amulet, only of very poor quality

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