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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №44064
 06.03.2011
From someone:

I come home somehow, angry, tired - the mood is just for killing a passing person. Here, as on my order, a couple of clear boys approach me, say, to smoke? I really had a package of Parliament thin with me – the lady of the heart asked to buy. I do not think very much (I still hear the baking – it will be a morrow), I give him these same slugs. The guy, obviously somewhat upset that he is given this, takes a cigarette, and smokes. My mood rose immediately.

The second type, looking at the smoking comrade, gives:
Do you smoke like your grandmother? – There was such a range of surprise and disgust on his face – how, his clear friend smokes babba sighi!
The first broke:
Who did you call your grandmother? - I was immediately forgotten, and the hoppers self-forgottenly scattered between themselves.
Needless to say, I came home in a very good mood.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №44063
 06.03.2011
Attention to!!! to
All of the courses!! You are obliged to have a group list and give it to each teacher!!!! to

In the middle of white day...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44062
 06.03.2011
I am the most ordinary!
Yyy: All people are unusual
XXX: I’m not like everyone else.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №44061
 06.03.2011
From Contact:

WOW :
The future mothers. I invite you to participate in the photo project as a model!!! In the face

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I want to be a future mother, participation in the photography guarantees pregnancy?

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44060
 06.03.2011
XXX is
I haven’t been joking for over a day.
YYYY
This fucking Niibazzo is valuable information for me.
YYYY
well x z
YYYY
Maybe the black car will come, load you up and get you infused.
YYYY
How much? I asked him how much he didn’t fuck.
YYYY
And once you know.

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