Fuck you! fuck you! When I go on my business, and I begin to be pressed, and worse, to walk out, even on the snow at -40!
S uv, Barsik, 7 years

I add :

Muddaku from history 16713
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That is, this story of not parking your car where you can hinder others has taught you nothing? Well nothing.
Hopefully next time it will not be a mom with a wheelchair, but a professional runner or boxer. At least, he will escape, and at most, your broken cheek will prevent you from holding him back.
I am...
Well, why, there is a chance that this miracle will meet me. The driver of the evacuator, a sambist, with a rich experience of street fighting (grown up in a working area, where the number of rapists with aggressive alcoholics is still on the rise). Against a woman with a small child, he is brave.

Some children were born in the 80s and stood in queues for kefir longer than your life.

In vain be silent. You don’t look like a smart person.

I am in a hurry to share my experience.
If you have an old cartridge from a laser printer, and you are wondering how it is arranged, Forget! Forget about this cartridge and use Google! and honestly. Believe me, it will be better!
But if there is a rebel inside you, and after reading the previous paragraph, you definitely decided to find out what is inside, then you need it! I have warned! For you, as well as those like me, who needed spare parts from the cartridge, the following advice is devoted. So then:
You won’t find anything interesting inside. The principle of operation of the cartridge is quite simple. But even in an empty cartridge there is a lot of worked toner, which flies very well throughout the room and settles on everything you can, so...
Do not open the cartridge in the room. It is also not necessary to do this in the kitchen, in the hallway and in the apartment in general! It is best to open it in some abandoned house, which then is not a pity to burn, because it will be almost impossible to wash it!
3) In an extreme case, at home, you can carefully open the cartridge in the bathroom. If you decide to do this, then pre-close the walls and everything possible with a polyethylene film. It is much easier to throw away a dirty film than to wash everything around.
4) It is worth to dress in advance in clothes, which is not unfortunate to throw away, because there is a high likelihood that the toner will not wash off.
5) It is important! Do not try to dust-sugging the awakened toner! A vacuum cleaner with a HEPA filter. In the best case, you will have to change the filter. At worst, you will see the evil Negro in the mirror in a black room, where everything is covered with a thin, but almost unwashable layer of toner!

The realities of the Russian economy: the director of the enterprise was presented a chicken that carries golden eggs. A month later, the chicken was lost.

That is why, periodically appearing here archery and stories interesting to tell, do not collide with each other?
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For an unexplained reason, it is still unclear why ARMED people are so polite. and :)

Marshall: I work in a library. Now came a man without a license, long stumbled on the topic that if there is no license, then now the book can not be read, except in the reading room? How to live without literature?The leader almost gave up: “What book do you want?” and “50 shades of grey.”
Marshall: The whole library.

The British government approved the creation of the first cosmodrome in Europe.

A sarcastic play?

This is:
xxx: at work proposed to invent the emblem of the integration department
He offered his ass with his arms growing out of it.
I lost the prize :(
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It was necessary to offer an eight-legged, there and the head grows from the right place.)

The process of converting bucks into rubles in my brain now looks like this: first the dollars are multiplied by 30, and then the resulting number by another 2.
At the same time, the whole horror of change of course is felt.

I’m ready to make any decision, just say it’s final =)
What the employer wants.
He doesn’t want to go over three times.
In the process. The pirate disappeared again.
I think that when concluding contracts we need to add a point - the bracelet hangs on the customer, who will hide it when we need it, but is missing.

My wife is a doctor. very good! But...after she showed me worms in the silk and some parasites in the calmar, I can’t eat them...and before I loved them so much...And most importantly – with what joy, interest and enthusiasm she showed me them there...why? I can’t appreciate this scientific discovery.

We work in the support of the provider, the subscriber addressed the problem: when the PC is turned off, the Internet on TV (smart) ceases to work.
I is. The Engineer
A. - Subscriber

How do you turn off the computer?

The completion of the work is...

I. and all that?

Then the pilot is turned off.

Is the router connected?

A. Yes...

If you hear in the news that they hit the mommy with a wheelchair, then this translates to normal - the chicken went to the red light.
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Or this news may have a different interpretation - "the son of rich parents or a deputy who considers himself impunity, rushed to the red light and struck the mother with the child." For some reason, natural selection does not work.

Will training is when a naked beauty is lying on your bed and you do nothing.
This is not will, it is impotence.

Well, and single girls don’t work and have no hobbies and can’t be, right? Just an interesting woman with a rich inner world, actively engaged in science, sport, creativity, it is very difficult to decide to have children! And if they do not exist – science, sport, creativity will remain! Women are lonely if they want to be alone. And if you love animals, browsing, cooking, landing - there is always someone to talk about. Some old lady’s complex was invented.

Men talk about cats. and cats male are called those still inadequate.
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Children's Encyclopedia of Zoology. Cats are shelters of different animals. And if an animal is called "cat" (in fact, like "panther"), it is called "cat" regardless of gender. "Cats", as well as, for example, "snakes" - words commonly spoken, but not the name of the animal, in the name proud males are still "cat" and "snakes".

There is also the reverse situation. A shrimp cat, even if a female, is still a shrimp cat.

What is it? A bad habit is to tap into the phone every minute. And to leave it for an hour - two is normal and right.
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and UGU. Employees work, the girl left the phone and disappeared without news, she decided to call a loving grandmother, in total - sixty missed in an hour, and colleagues, the beast, in sixty the first time listen to the anthem of the USSR or "yoi-luli-luli" - beauty!