Description of vacancy:
Work in a warm office.(Nothing more and no more information)

Name: Sergey
Review: Bought, not turned on, dropped from the 9th floor

Name: Vitaly
Review: A good cheap printer (catch it when passing by
of multiples). I put a driver and he earned. =) is

Name: Zinger
Review: Sidel, printing photos on an old matrix printer. I look at
This is a good cheap Epson Stylus Photo R1900.
It was better for me and I didn’t catch it. Vitaly is good.

Paper plaque on the door of the temple: "Sins and eating ice cream in the temple is forbidden"

The fucking family.
Mom bought the root of the celery and the second night in a row she hammered the cakes.
At the same time, when disturbed by the "right" nutrition, the grandmother went to visit and saw this unfortunate root, she ate it, her mother said that she was not allowed to lose weight in this house and she would leave us.
Father has become addicted to liquid viscas and the last week honestly shares with our cat all the packs in half, frankly ignoring the presence of cold and skin in the refrigerator (by the way, the eyes of our cat, when the father eats half of his food, you have to see!!!) is
A sister today was carrying a cat on her arms around the apartment and said, “You are my chicken, the head is two ears!” Sometimes even "head is half-ear".
And I what?
I, as I said in one bearded quote, quietly sit in the corner and eat the rainbow.
God, protect my relatives.
All, even my troubled three-born brother Lozhu! ^ ^ ^

to this:

DedMorozzz: I’m afraid to introduce House’s handwriting.
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Well guys... well ally! He writes every series on the board!

Someone in the street is singing. Up to the eighth floor, the fool is singing.

Writing with a girl:
She is jumping you years.
I - 21
She – why?and (

Fuck...I think I’m sitting...Why?? to

Saying "drocher" is not politcorrect. The correct term is "self-sexual".

"The Path of the Path (Ukr. Paschnik) — the common nickname of Viktor Yushchenko (he is Shrek, Vitka-Genocide, Vitya-Rashpil, Yushchenko, Yushchenko, Yushchur, Yushchenko, GniYushchenko, Hunger, Motna, Dalmatian, Sponge Bob, Cheeshuytoryly, Mazurik, Huushchenko, Pushchevy, Pushchevy, Pushchevy, Pushchevy First, Puppy, Brity Shilom, Beekeeper, Pushchenko, Cat Leopold, US-Chenko or simply Yushchenko, Yushchenko, Adelheim, Dioxin, Phantom, Keks, Colloquial Accountant, Orange Chancellor of Darkness.

With a girlfriend, they went out:
Even in this situation, you don’t stop waving your ass.
Even in this situation, you don’t stop looking at my ass!

and Male:
Why do you feel more comfortable with clothes?

Famously :
Well I don’t know why)) clutches embrace words and they become good)))

Today is my birthday! congratulations to everyone!

The user "edik" amused for two days.Reason(Happy to celebrate, fuck!!!)

Father makes a crane in the bathroom...the whole family is hiding in the kitchen, waiting for the wild mat! and :)

by Len4a:
Last time I liked it in the Spring catalog of Oriflame-Calming Creme for Intimate Hygiene I wonder what it calms there.

Len4a ‎
It is spring ?

To the girl who wants to recover on March 8.
I wish you didn’t remember your illness anymore. Let your wish come true. I wish I would everything. I believe in you and I know it will be so. With the coming celebration. Hold on. I hope they won’t be removed...

I am standing at the entrance to the metro. Suddenly I hear:
Young man, you would miss the girl ahead of you.
Someone on the side:
and ah! Let the road be paved!

People please miss it.
In Moscow, about 17:30 near the metro station "Mitino" was found a credit card named Anna Anisimova. Contact us by phone: 8925noelfour1four1noel.

Yesterday the boy introduced his mother (
YYY: What is so sad?
XXX: I praised her mushroom soup.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
She was cooking fish.

13:41 *Malinka*
My husband called me a sheep, I answered him for 2 weeks to all questions and appeals, even by phone and SMS.

Tell people the truth, and you will hear from them what they think of you.