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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №44104
 06.03.2011
Forgiven should be done on March 9th - suddenly why not again?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44103
 06.03.2011
In Sochi, a pensioner with a grenade was detained

For an object similar to a grenade,
A man who looks like a pensioner.
People in uniform like police officers.
A man who looks like the president.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44102
 06.03.2011
I had a single-eyed cat named Kutuz.
In honor of Kutuzov?
Well yes.
and wait. A cat or a cat?
The cat.
Why then Kutuz?
- Well... I thought that the Cat Cat is a strange name for a cat. No is?
From ne_stolica's journal

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44101
 06.03.2011
You go to RIV GOSH, and there are men. confused as such. and sad sadness.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44100
 06.03.2011
That the foolish elephant would break you.
Spraying
Tell your girlfriend.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44099
 06.03.2011
YYY: I have a stop...
XXX: Which sampan is opened?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №44098
 06.03.2011
Only in the design bureau cut the cake, calculating the corner of the piece... In the matcad :)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №44097
 06.03.2011
A comment to one article:
xxx: We once in the forest threw a tail into the pine, who did not kicked out drank a stone... After an hour, the taporic started flying past... In the end, they fucked the tail )))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44096
 06.03.2011
xxx: By the way, elsral, nick is counted.
Just universal such a biography and chronology of life achievements, suitable for absolutely everyone.)))
Next time I’ll go somewhere, I’ll call myself Pilbleval.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44095
 06.03.2011
Remember, during the time of restructuring and further democratization, the school fought for the abolition of the school form? We all go as we want! Girls were allowed to wear earrings and condoms in their wallets.
and CHO?
Everyone went as they wanted, everyone studied as they could.
And then these girls grew up, stood up on high heels, came to the offices of democratic import campaigns, and they were there from the threshold of the hoax! The dress code. Jeans, cabbage, causing cosmetics - nahuy. The length of the shirt is not shorter than the stage of the case. The length of the letter of your husband should not be longer than 15 cm, because our president has 16. and etc.

They are Oh! And the democracy?
They are joke! That is democracy!
You have been disbanded in your totalitarianism, and we will not play. Get up in order!


[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №44094
 06.03.2011
If you continue to communicate with me
XXX: You will soon start fighting with Matt.
Tagged: Nihua

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №44093
 06.03.2011
She: She slept for ten hours and still didn’t sleep :(
You are so insatiable in bed!

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №44092
 06.03.2011
Dj Ogonek (23:19:59 5/03/2011)
What are you now?

Daria (23:20:30 5/03/2011)
In the bus

Dj Ogonek (23:20:40 5/03/2011)
Coolly

Dj Ogonek (23:20:51 5/03/2011)
I gently take the bus from you.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44091
 06.03.2011
The batteries are in the alarm clock - I sit, look at the vibrator and think what I need... ><

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №44090
 06.03.2011
Brother with the shout of Banzai! I escaped to make cakes, after a while I approach the kitchen and hear: start, attention, FARSH!
It is over)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №44089
 06.03.2011
Do you want a hot cake?
He is: Oh yes.
She is: the cake.
He is blatant.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44088
 06.03.2011
I came to the bank with a whole package of worn days. Aunt sits in the box with horror, recounting... it goes to half a hundred. It stretches me.
That I cannot accept.
I. Why? There are enough signs to identify authenticity. It is not gold, and the nominal is obvious!
If I did, I’t work in the bank. I would take one of the five thousand, break it in pieces and spread it across the different branches of the bank. And then again... and again... and more... and more... and more.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №44087
 06.03.2011
XXX: I cooked the cock today.
WOW: What is it? O_O
XHH: Well in the real sense)
WOW :D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №44086
 06.03.2011
Old School:
The student of the famous professor of semiotics Yuri Lothman very much liked the film "Flights in a Dream and Alive", and he wrote me a letter - a selection of the film. It was impossible to read it, because every step he found his explanation. For example, in the film there is a frame where the main character runs through the field to a pile of seed. He wears shoes with a red foot. The critic wrote: “It’s not just footwear – it’s red footwear. Because he’s burning the ground under his feet!” and I remember as he spoke to the recruiter on the site: “Dumb, you couldn’t find shoes with normal heels?“!”

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44085
 06.03.2011
I’ll come to you tonight, I’ll change the window.
Okay, I will wait.
XHHH: things came up, I will run on another day.
Fuck, I barbed my legs.

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