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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60948
 06.03.2012
Excerpt from the article "How to properly feed a cow"
If you have a body, and you want to grow a obedient cow from it, then lick it from the first day, chew, talk, touch the nipples.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60947
 06.03.2012
The news:
"In the Moscow amusement park carousels were found, the police do nothing".

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60946
 06.03.2012
I work in auto parts. Conversation of our manager (M) with the customer (K).
(M) - Brake columns with a brake duct. The price of so many
How are they in quality?
(M) - How much we sold before nobody returned!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №60945
 06.03.2012
In the elevator:
XHH: Here is the Roman say as a system administrator, and the white 2Gb flash is good?
WOW :? What a flash?
X: White and 2GB
No better than red.
I thought I was fooled in the store.
Yes, they need to sell goods.
Thanks Rom, tomorrow I’ll go and change.
See also: AGA

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №60944
 06.03.2012
We have to roll, we have to roll. It is good where we are not.
Well, rain, maybe it will be fine here too.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60943
 06.03.2012
- Comrade, comrade, where you are breaking without a line, because this is the Kremlin!
I just ask!

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60942
 06.03.2012
Does anyone know the name of a British scientist? Where do they do their research?? to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60941
 06.03.2012
To what category of girls should I put my wife? I come home, she sits in the Odysseus sporting suit on the couch, in a lotus pose, she seeks a rabbit with a bouquet of flowers, cuddles champagne from a glass, and Rob Zombie runs out of the headphones. I saw me, made the sponges of the sponges and again for the browning. It broke my brain.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60940
 06.03.2012
Answer by Mil.ru

Roman Electric
What do screams in dreams, insomnia, suicidal thoughts say?
shake hands, frequent headaches, panic mood, lack of desire to do anything, work to rest, want to hide in a dark corner! Constant suicidal thoughts?

And the first answer:

asbw
Have fun with you...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60939
 06.03.2012
Let my mother hear,
Let my mom come,
Let my mom find me!
This is not the case in the world,
Outside the toilet :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60938
 06.03.2012
xxx: today with a group talked, his brother has a chorek turns out to be :)
I want horse.

YYY: You want the crook, but I don’t have it (

Do you run everywhere, rub rub rubbish, rush somewhere without the instinct of self-preservation, throw food to the cat and squeeze it under the bed?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to

YYY: to be honest!
Take me!and ((

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60937
 06.03.2012
How difficult it is to be an idol...
50% of my work is to come and see that everything is fine, and another 50% to explain to someone that everything is fine and he is a fool.
And only the remaining 46% are real problems of technology.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60936
 06.03.2012
Comments from Ridusa:
XXX: Sobchak - a real fighting friend
YYY: +146%
Zzzz: I would even say a fighting horse

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60935
 06.03.2012
in the Land of Miracles (23:59:35 5/03/2012)
But I’m already running out ?

in the Land of Miracles (23:59:42 5/03/2012)
Until tomorrow, okay? ?

::Stael:: (23:59:58 5/03/2012)
Okay for now)

::Stael:: (00:00:06 6/03/2012)
It comes!!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №60934
 06.03.2012
Alexey Navalny
The car has the 2012 number. Please do not burn it. Just pull the wheels.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60933
 06.03.2012
Once upon a time, we were kicking a wet cloth and shouting “Sifa!” I’m sure, now there’s a special program for the iPhone.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60932
 06.03.2012
Walking with a girl:
“I want a Porsche Caen, and soon on March 8th, make conclusions.
I wasn’t upset, I bought a model.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60931
 06.03.2012
In psychology, we take a test.
When you read books, do you always imagine the images of the main characters, their faces, how they look?
The voice from the back.
Especially when I read a textbook.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60930
 06.03.2012
From boredom entered in film search the query: "Big tits", issued: "Most likely, you are looking for "Jennifer's Body". It has gone away, fucking.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60929
 06.03.2012
xxx: I think, or is my Lada-Kalina standing in a garage at a speed of 20 km/h? O_O

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