On the email came the advertisement of the seminar "Procrastination: how to make the lazy work for yourself". I looked at how much it cost and didn’t go, because my laziness already works for me, allowing me to significantly save on seminars. I suspect a recursion. I feel millions.

I have a great poverty.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
My clock is dead.
The fuck was 17 years old.
xxx: now I walk like without hands and suffer
The master said - in the morge :(
The clock?
YYY: In the sense of hand?
XXX: Ohga
They used to be worth two of my salaries.
xxx: Patamusta 17 years ago I had a salary less than pizzot euros, bgggggggggg
XXX is fucking. I am in stress now :)
Tagged: gmmm
You are an idol.
The clock?
YYY: The monodiversity?
xxx: yes
YYY: What can only time show?
Tagged: OMG
xxx: yes
Only Time, Only Hardcore
I hope they were at least as an accessory.
YYY: Bring them to stop.
XXX: O
yyy: their functionality will become even more highly specialized
XXX is a thought :)
yyy: Show time only twice a day
xxx is real :)

The regional government has given the task to hold a anti-terrorism rally on Saturday. Budgetary membership is mandatory. Whether the government hopes that the terrorist, having seen the rallies across the region, will cry, dismantle the bomb and return home to Syria, or, on the contrary, that he will blow these budgeters to the tails of dogs, since they are all gathered in one place.

Citramon in the pharmacy from the manufacturer costs 6 rubles, in paper packaging.
In other pharmacies, the usual citramon in foliated packaging cost 10-12 rubles.
Now it is sold only in foil packaging and a cardboard box with a bright color and the inscription citramon, but it costs 40-50 p...

The moment when you choose to sleep instead of reading a book is common sense or old age?
WOW: This is a bad book.

Ferdinando: Tomorrow, by the way, there is a quest for Kafka.

Outsider: Oh God, this is really a puzzle...

Ferdinando: As it is not surprising, it was made by Russian.

Outsider: You know, your niche is not surprising!

The administrators from the fitness club I’m attending are surprised that I’m stably going to them six times a week. The instructors of the same club wonder why I do drastically different exercises every day. And Satan is hectic about how my twin brother and I are doing one subscription for two.

How do four-year-olds know everything?

“Misha, why didn’t you close the door to Aunt Olle?
So she is married...

Q: Will we ever be able to build a spacecraft fast enough to deliver humans to one of the nearest exoplanets in a lifetime of one generation?
WOW: Earth is a spacecraft with all the amenities. We are flying in space at an unimaginable speed on an autopilot. The door is locked - "protection from the fool". All we have to do is wake up and put it in order.

XHH: There was no electronic documentation, and there is no one. Everything on paper, soon it will be embarrassing to go out into the forest, to look the trees in the eyes.
The Dendroids.