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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111709
 06.04.2015
We called the cat, we called Google :)
XXX is responding :)
In 5-10 years it will be like this:
Yyy: You go to the kitchen, there the cat sits and meets to eat.
You are "Okay Google, what do you want?"
Yyy: The cat responds
YYY: The phone is responding
yyy:Computer is responding
yyy: Clock, refrigerator, dishwasher, dishwasher...
You understand it. xD

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №111708
 06.04.2015
Reference in the gplei to some left distance meter:
I work in the invision, the executor of the execution through hanging... I always had a problem could not catch the height of the loop with the dashboard and the height of a person... and with this app everything became much easier and the work got right on the stream...

However, there are a lot of such clearly stiff replies.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №111707
 06.04.2015
Well, what a people, we love to count other people’s money to mindfulness! In order to become a musician, you need to have the ability to have, to finish the school, and then try to climb into the philharmonic. And the regular seats in the orchestra are much less than the musicians. And in general, not work, dumb or dumb, for 2 bets, nonsense! It is not to dig the earth. And the designer is not a job, but a pleasure, so it is difficult for him to pay, it is not difficult for him to draw, the computer itself does everything. And the artists are shameless, painting something useless to society. And in general, the work should be hard, exhausting and unloved, and otherwise there is nothing to pay for.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111706
 06.04.2015
The first time I saw a bottle of 200 grams of vodka:
Who is this bottle of vodka for?
For children... For children...

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111705
 06.04.2015
To teach classics and languages - very great, if not one but... A lot of people can not remember the correct writing of words in their native!!! The language cannot be written correctly without errors. But crying out "We are not on the exam and I have a dysgraphy at all" is easy. Something too many of us disgraphics, almost every first illiterate comrade.

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I have a party! I worked in a company where the business owner immediately fired those who wrote illiterately. I am happy.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №111704
 06.04.2015
with geektimes in comments on the topic that monkeys bite optical fiber in India

“The monkeys destroy all wires.”
Generally speaking, we have the causes of most problems with the Internet roughly the same.
YYY: Yes, only the monkeys bite the wires have gone through a difficult evolutionary path.
zzz: Remember the school fairy tale about “passed” and “learned”


[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111703
 06.04.2015
xxx, I am sitting at home now, behind the note, as I usually look at all the treasures, chewing bread, and here next to me a bird is landing, well I throw him a piece of bread, and then what hell does this bird do at my house?? to

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