The seven-year-old sisters came to visit another girl and saw her on the wall:

We are not allowed to play in Tirol.
Because we are small!
No, because you hit me in the head last time!

I love my city...Today is April 6, and on the Central Square of the City still stands a huge dressed YOLKA...
You will be with us in Vorkuta, we ask for mercy.

I don’t even know what to feed you, but you’re very good at us.
I am not a vegetarian, I am a vegetarian.
You can feed me with vegetables.
The oil?

The original dojo? Everything has been invented before you.
A0 programmers decided to make the product,
One asked, “Where is the money?” and there were nine.
Nine programmers stood before the boss.
One of them did not know FoxPro, and there were eight left.
Eight programmers bought IBM.
One said, “Mark is better!” and there are seven.
7 programmers wanted help to read,
One has a screw, and there are six left.
Six programmers tried to understand the code.
One of them went crazy, and there were five.
Five programmers bought a CD-ROM
One brought the Chinese disc - the remaining four.
Four programmers worked on it.
One of them praised Pascal, and three remained.
3 programmers on the network played Doom,
One slightly stumbled, and the count became equal to two.
2 programmers have joined friendship: "win".
One is tired of waiting - there is only one left.
The programmer has taken everything under control.
But I met with the employer, and they remained 0.
0 programmers cheated the angry boss,
Then he fired one, and became their FF.

Published in the journal "Computer" No. 46 of November 17, 1997

What about your voice?
of Ohrid,
What did she scream?
-" is not and. Distance to. and. I will not give up without fighting.
Was it a maniac?What did he want?
-Oh, of course, he pulled the blanket from me in the morning, and I pulled it hard on me, called his mom. and.

Also, in nature there are characters with names: Kudrich Lena, Hairdresser Lena, Ušič Lena, Tritch Lena, Radič Lena, Nogač Lena, Trubač Lena, Bearddresser Lena and Jana Pilnik.

The harsh reality of a young teacher: I change two fans 17 years old for one 34!

He lived in a rented apartment. In the toilet (common with the bathroom) failed to rely on the dishwasher so that it fell on the toilet and cut off from it not a small piece. They pleased the owner’s words: "Breaked when it shrugged";

On the question:
Crazy, Dmitry Anatolyevich, if you read what a crazy thing is in the leading technical university of Russia. Do students have normal internet access? What about engineers and all that?
Appeat what, I don’t know, they say and really read.

There is also the internet of the daughters: the reading rooms of the library, the computer centers of the departments, computer classes, in some departments their Internet in addition to the computer centers. And if you don’t know how to get out of this, you’re a very sad student, kill yourself.

The 5 year old son, a rather independent boy, left for 15 minutes at home one.I come.The son in the bathroom, what is very busy.I come in from curiosity and ooooofigive.
I put a cat in a three-litre bowl, put a plastic cocktail tube in the cover and dropped it into the bathroom!!The submarine says!!! to

S_o_n_i_c: Gooorood painted in green colors I want to eat a little sausage)
S_o_n_i_c: Sing my new song
Gnoma is great)
S_o_n_i_c: The second track from this disc) Rain is going out on the street I really want chicken)
by Gnoma: ROFL
S_o_n_i_c: Spring, all on the beds crawl with cancer, people eat with the same breadth)
S_o_n_i_c: MS Hungry (On all radio stations)

Which book contains all the secrets of the universe?
1) The Bible
2) The Bible
3) Nuclear physics textbook for universities

Pizdec is concentrating on Friday (c) my boss

She is. I want beer and battalions.
I. Let us go
She is. He smiles and leads to the shoe shop.
I. who could think that the battalions are closed shoes and not a snack to beer (((

xxx: I dropped your file on the flash
YYY: In which file?
XXX is yellow.

Today, more and more often, I want to make Zhirinovsky president even without preservation.

The news tape:

Egyptian mummies are diagnosed with disappointment

I thought they didn’t care for a long time.

It is said that if you put your hand in a bowl of sulfuric acid, you will feel that it has no bottom.
Yyy: And if you shake your head, you can’t see the bottom!

All that doesn’t kill me 😉
We don’t buy anymore 😉 😉

The dog is wonderful.
The dog yes
Yyy: In the sense of yes, the dog is wonderful.