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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №47016
 06.05.2011
A hard accountant:
I recently paid my account here.
xxx: the organization is called "WORLD FAST"
xxx: and we bought from them "anti-friction coating"
XXX: Imagine what happened to me
I made the payment and I cried.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №47015
 06.05.2011
Roma is
I found a culinary book here... What do you think is worth expecting from a dish called "The Foods of Evil in the Shell of Agonizing Hate"?

Mary is
Is the book culinary?

Roma is
I don't know, but the cover is beautiful - with a goat like that, the stars.... the ketchup is stabbed... True, some foggy formulations in the recipes - I don't understand, the phrase "in the name of the original chaos, burn in the fierce flame of a thousand suns" - it's a strong fire, or not... A "pulsing anger" - it's generally what it is.


[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №47014
 06.05.2011
WOMAN (16:13:35 5/05/2011)
Squirrel, Lisa has a purchase there, I think, can I order a carpet in the bathroom soft? and this can be put in the corridor, I tried to puddle it, and he's already ruined from the washing machine
WOMAN: (16:16:29 5/05/2011)
If you want a carpet, buy a carpet, do you want two? Buy two!! to
My dear, if you will be happy and pleasant from this purchase, I will also be happy, I only ask you, if I answer, Yes, buy, do not have to go on the internet, go to the stores, compare carpets, find something better, get upset and then walk all upset and evil. Just buy it!! to
WOMAN (16:16:53 5/05/2011)
I changed my mind.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47013
 06.05.2011
Criminal Chronicles :
An inexperienced wallet thief brought his victim to orgasm.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47012
 06.05.2011
Lovely
16:36:35 Do you eat yogurt miracle?
Cuba J
(16:37:39) I am not a fanatic, but I can eat. and what?
Lovely
(16:38:55) there is just action going on, win that thread I want, I thought you might eat
Cuba J
(16:39:23) In short, how do I understand, now I eat?)))
Lovely
(16:40:09) Yes, I won’t force her, but if you start eating then I’ll get the points faster)))
Cuba J
(16:40:26) There the Baltic takes action, let’s try there to win something?))))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47011
 06.05.2011
I hate food that smells better than it tastes.

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №47010
 06.05.2011
Explain why to tie the Georgian ribbons on the car and drive without turning past the veteran voting on the road in medals and orders? Are we proud? Do we believe?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №47009
 06.05.2011
I don’t even know what’s better: a shower after sex or sex after a shower?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47008
 06.05.2011
I want to remove myself from the site, as my ex-husband learned about him. I printed my photos and played over them"

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47007
 06.05.2011
The lighthouses, with the inscription "CDEPANO IN ROSSNN" raise doubts about the place of their production.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №47006
 06.05.2011
Thank you very much to the man who posted "Titles from the Women’s Forum". Especially for the last title "I didn't like mines before, and then got into the taste and now I love it! Are there people like me?"
I found this article, showed it to a friend. So many arguments in favor of the mine my friend's psychic did not stand.
Thank you, a huge thank you.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №47005
 06.05.2011
News about flying from the depths of space to Earth UFOs. The first comment:
It was hard to dismiss Lucy.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №47004
 06.05.2011
Home is not a cemetery.
You have to live on it, not die.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №47003
 06.05.2011
I went to the cafe with my friends to eat dinner. So I decided to take a hundred. Go to the bartender:
Three by a hundred! I put out money. The bartender silently puts on the stand three
A glass and a bottle of vodka.
I asked for three for a hundred.
The guy’s response first dropped me into a state of mild euphoria, and then I realized – knowledge of our psychology increases sales in such people as him to heaven. He said, “It will stay, you will bring it back.”

[ + 82 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47002
 06.05.2011
Remember the USSR. The worst nightmare of childhood is when your mother put you in line and she went to another department. The line is getting closer, closer, closer.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47001
 06.05.2011
He is close to the discovery that ALL diseases are treated with vodka. Only from some you need to drink it, and from others - not to drink. Some are rubbing.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47000
 06.05.2011
The case was in Dacia. My mom and I stand in the midst of the beds, behind us grows a large bush (a tree? How is he called?) Grapes on the iron frame. There is a dog under the grapes, but it is hot. To cool it begins to dig the ground, trying to get to a colder layer. There are roots! And the flowers are planted... My mom and I start shouting like "Stand up! by Fu! Can not! There are flowers!"
and pause. It was heard that the animal’s head whispered... then it turned 180 degrees and started to crawl.
Our wild goot probably heard the whole country village...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №46999
 06.05.2011
fur_fox: because a woman can not be egregious, ulcerative and bougie in vain. It is either PMS, or underab, or climax.
Everyone knows that!
loliphaba: If a woman is egregious, ulcerative and boogie in vain, it is not a woman, it is Zadornov.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №46998
 06.05.2011
formspring.me

What excites you in the opposite sex?
and smell. The voice. The Fuck.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №46997
 06.05.2011
XXX: You know, I wanted to tell you
xxx: I love you
XXX: Let’s meet you?
WOW: I love you too! of course!
xxx is crazy
Not in that window.
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