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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63869
 06.05.2012
Y> who are you?
x> the Cheshire cat
x> See also : )
Y> what are you looking at?
by x>
x> D
x> :D


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №63868
 06.05.2012
Our politicians lie even when they tell the truth.

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63867
 06.05.2012
The question of cleanliness.
I smoke on the balcony, in the evening, many people smoke on the balconies, 14 floors house. The civic under the windows is standing, tinted such, a monsoon bumping. The glass goes down, the hand goes out, the big pack with bites on the asphalt falls. After 30 seconds, the bottle from above comes to the roof. Oh, the jump matto was, and how the mood improved!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63866
 06.05.2012
If a woman says that the most sexy thing in a man is the brain, it means that it is the ones she is going to fuck.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63865
 06.05.2012
I talk to my mom on the phone:
Q: Do you have a short day?
I: I don’t know Vitalik said he has a short...

A proud voice from the corner: Yes! and what?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63864
 06.05.2012
Report on the Honey Forum:
XHH: My puppies stopped rolling... should I go to the examination?
UUU: it is worth stopping to wash "Taydom"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63863
 06.05.2012
I missed the car today.
YYY: Did you break something?
XXX is no. I go to the office, I haven’t had time to say hello, I’m off the threshold: I hope you’re not driving!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №63862
 06.05.2012
A man in a helmet comes in the street and says:
A young man, a vampire bit me in the ass, please give me 10 rubles for garlic
Ahah
I was so upset, I gave 20))

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63861
 06.05.2012
sonicshot: I am curious, the phrases " cases of overdose have not yet been recorded" and "at the moment side effects have not been detected" in the instructions to the drugs persistently appear hints on "you have a chance".?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63860
 06.05.2012
Alice: Shake up, my husband told me today: we in Cherkassy on the main street of Shevchenko is the usual highway. At the end of the day "Uv. The inhabitants! There were red beads in our entrance! suggest ways to fight" and then on the sheet a specific place so that you can sign off. First comment: take the myrtle!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63859
 06.05.2012
XXX is:
I agree! Our government lacks rigidity.
YYY :
In what intelligent form have you put on the expression "coll it in g-pu!"...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63858
 06.05.2012
I know a new fun smiley.
and xh: )
Theme: Cyclops
Do you know what a surprising cyclops look like?
H to O)
A happy one (A happy one)
That is so bad >-(
Here is another fun OD

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63857
 06.05.2012
xxx: trs2bj wrote(a):
I rarely write comments, but this is a very good movie.
Duration: 4 years 11 months
Messages : 1

XXX: Very rarely

What fucking movie is this?! to

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