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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113043
 06.05.2015
The news:
Olympic champion in jumps with the sixth Elena Isinbayeva signed a contract for service in the Russian army.

Commentary :
And here the General Staff of Ukraine is like this: "Blin, you will have to build a wall 2 meters higher..."

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113042
 06.05.2015
From their reports it stably follows that China is bad with Buddhism, India is bad with Hinduism, the Paschals are digged wrong, Mecca is not where it should be, in Arkhangelsk they are not in the churches in the rhythm, in general everything is bad everywhere, except clearly which country, where, for example, a transgender mate can marry a gay mother with a TV. The Commission on International Religious Freedom is burning with the desire to show everyone everything - it would be happy to show astronauts - how to fly, peasants - how to sow, striptease - how to show, but the money is only enough for a file in PDF format with suffering about how everything is bad.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113041
 06.05.2015
Once I read in this group a story about how a guy was standing at the box office in a store and he lacked the little things to buy and then he noticed that the cashier, whether the mark of the right hand on the chest, or any other IP accessory. And he did not get confused and said two promising words: "VALAR MORGULIS." The treasurer answered "VALAR DOHAERIS" and forgave him the missing amount. I got into the same situation. Except for a few details: it was after 23:00 and I was buying alcohol, and there was an IP T-shirt on the cashier without attachment to the big house. She refused to sell me and I decided to test the fate, but instead of two loving words, I said (and I reminded me wanted to drink): "North remembers"! In response to what I received: "Best wishes from the Lannister"! As you can see, I did not drink that night!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113040
 06.05.2015
Have you heard of Error 300? and :)
YYY: Just about the one that Xerxes originated

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113039
 06.05.2015
xxx: Maternal is a metamorph of non-verbal thinking. One expression "this cowboy", it is such a fundamentalism that it is up to the skin when you imagine all its limitlessness.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113038
 06.05.2015
Oh, another believes that he is not given because he is poor:

I’m sure you don’t want to be a free sponsor. must be so. But here’s the fact that there are girls who will agree to meet you just for sex – I don’t believe. Such things do not exist in nature. Girls don’t need sex as such, it only interests them as a source of material value.
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If you did not lie down on the first requirement, it is because the girls are selective about who they will go to bed with, and the presence of a baby here is not even in the top ten selection criteria. Going to bed with a fool is just disgusting, even if you really want sex. You probably don’t understand. You’ll jump on whatever he offers, even if he’s a fool, even if he’s a fool, only if he’s a fool. Well, this is the trouble - they do not offer, even fools and scratches. And that’s all because they need a baby, well, what else!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113037
 06.05.2015
xxx: jumped here in the reception room, the boss was not there, so the secretary to me so darkly: "Oh, Igoryaša, and throw me a stick for a selfie." And this stick I saw on the undercover only later when I came into myself.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113036
 06.05.2015
Leave the Prostitute
They help society (especially men) to be less aggressive in everyday life, because lack is the root of many evils. If there were no prostitutes, rape would be almost the norm, and so paid-satisfied, and everyone is well. If you are not aware of the benefits to society of this or that group, then read on the subject, look at the statistics there, well, I don't know. These are good bees, do not stumble on them, better feel about what goats they sometimes have to deal with. If they had not, it would be possible that you or your relatives would have. Personally, I am concerned in this business only its illegal status: the phenomenon is nowhere to go, so it would be better to legalize and provide girls with social and legal protection. They would pay taxes too, okay, don’t they?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113035
 06.05.2015
We met today on a website. I thought my first three may days of alcohol was a gesture. The Naive:

Nothing to want from day to day. The movie began to watch.

Sherhan12006: I’ll see it tomorrow. If I don’t go to the stall. I’t forget to pay for it, or I’ll think again a week, what fucking it doesn’t work.

Vitam: Cool you think sometimes wink

Sherhan12006: It was so at the beginning of the month.
Yes, this is, in principle, still a fig, a week, in one year I could not understand what was happening - May is a month, and the leaves are yellow and fall. It turned out that at the end of September...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113034
 06.05.2015
When someone here writes, “My five copies for this... I want to give ten, but only so that he doesn’t write anything.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113033
 06.05.2015
My youngest star asked me to wash myself:
I am 5 years old!!! to
It goes out, dries - the hair hangs with cushions. We find out what soap - turns out to be my hair balm.
Send to wash.
She manages to find a large bottle of cream belonging to an older star.
I have to wash with "Fery". Two times.
As a mother of many children, taught to look for pluses in everything, so as not to go mad, I will say: GOOD WE DO NOT USE CREAMS-DEPILATORS!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113032
 06.05.2015
According to a police spokesman in the German capital, the drug fell into the bananas, most likely, "due to a logistical mistake made at the transport phase."

1st It would be interesting to look at the face of another host who found... bananas in the banana boxes. Instead of hundreds of kilos of cocaine ;]
2nd It is interesting how much coke reaches the recipient if every couple of months the necessary boxes go to supermarkets due to a logistical error.
Three Supermarkets take bananas from suppliers, not themselves. What a chance that the same supermarket has already given the cox to the police for the second time, and no one else in the country found it. Somewhere in Germany there are probably very wealthy and smiling former truckers :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №113031
 06.05.2015
xxx: I’m cooking the cultors that Horus told me.
He has a very interesting guy at work. In general, he saw that somewhere on the Internet give a rabbit in a cage for free. He took it to himself.
He ate the rabbit and sold the cage.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113030
 06.05.2015
In a sappana car filled with schoolchildren, a voice is heard before leaving:
Check that you have not forgotten anything!
Whose iPhone is there?
Children are in panic:
Where is it?! to
No longer anywhere...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113029
 06.05.2015
Natalia
Okay well. What do you want?

Ilya
I do not want to be here

Natalia
No, I’m not a wizard, I’m just learning.

Ilya
M is?

Natalia
I can feed you so that you are transferred to gastroenterology.

Ilya
This is an attractive suggestion 😉

Natalia
I can still get injured, but I don’t have enough strength.)

Ilya
I’m injured in the corridor, I’m not so far away.

Natalia
Then only the first option.)

Ilya
I knew you were cooking well, but so much 😉

Natalia
I cook divinely. for the sacrifice)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №113028
 06.05.2015
What is the movie "50 server failures"
I don’t know... fucking some :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №113027
 06.05.2015
The Comrade!
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ZY: I thought about gathering the topics of disputes for a year, but first, I turned out to be lazy, and secondly, you are so fruitful that you just can’t do a single quote.
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Couldn’t you do this " in previous series" every month?
Or you won’t go in a couple of days and you don’t understand what you’re talking about.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113026
 06.05.2015
I turned on the TV with my opinion, turned off - with the right

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №113025
 06.05.2015
I went to buy a dress and didn’t come in.
I got upset and bought a cake.
Come in the shit!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113024
 06.05.2015
Such things do not exist in nature. Girls don’t need sex as such, it only interests them as a source of material value.
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Have you been back from Africa? Or where else has female circumcision survived until modern times?

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