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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141056
 06.05.2017
from dao-cacao

In his youth, Sri Yaputra was a famous thief. He was so trapped that no one could catch him. At each intersection he was stopped by guards and searched for hours - but found nothing.

Many years later, when Sri Yaputra had already become the Master of Tao-Cacao, a former guard came to him and asked what Sri Yaputra was stealing.

“Your time,” the Great Teacher replied.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №141055
 06.05.2017
xxx: is monowar something from the family of one-comfort plates? )))
YYY: No, it's like a guitar drum and darkness darkness death mythOOOOL black crab swallows your bones on the way to hell!
ZZZ: I have to do it!!!!!!!! to
YYY: I guessed the text?
Zzz: All songs at the same time

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141054
 06.05.2017
When I was a preschool student, the educators in the kindergarten taught us that we should give up the place to the elderly. Probably the kids think the same now. Children do not claim anything. They claim mommies, for whom the child is such a document of her Mamulkin majesty, such as medals from a veteran.

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