You can’t trust your children as I do lunch.
Do you think I’ll burn?

Text broadcast of the semi-finals match of the UEFA Championship - Schalke: Anderson got a yellow card in the same place. “That’s a joke to you!” thought Sir Alex Ferguson. He is an educated man.

gunnhild88 (10:22:48 5/05/2011)
I dreamed of a boyarsk.

Roxxx (10:23:26 5/05/2011)
That’s a thousand hell...

Homer Simpson: “So let’s drink for alcohol, the cause and way of solving all our problems!”
Is he Russian? O_O
Asphalt is alchemy. It is international.

I felt like Tom Cruise when I pulled my mouse out of a sleeping father’s hand.

Washington teacher kept his promise until bin Laden was killed

Washington State school teacher Gary Widl performed his oath given after the September 11, 2001 attacks. Then he promised not to shave until Osama bin Laden was captured or destroyed and kept the word for 3,454 days.

Ben was killed at the request of the parental committee, because the teacher frightened the children with his carelessness.