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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №97470
 06.05.2014
Do you have breast weapons?
WOW: How is it. Sometimes, you run away from the maniac, you let him get closer, and as you chew his breast over his shoulder, until you have time to remember.
You write terrible things.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97469
 06.05.2014
XX: In the list of things to do before the age of 48 item 3496 will be in the dragon’s paste!

YYY: The Dragon’s Pasta? I immediately see several options:
A tube with a dragon rubbed in a paste, and you are in it.
Pasta items belonging to the dragon, and you in them
- any paste called “Dragon’s Pasta” and you’re in it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97468
 06.05.2014
XXX is built! I’m back to visit a girl from the Czech Republic.) by the way Wick End is this weekend?
YYY: Vic End is a weak end
xxx is a bitch? that is. Is she coming to me at a weak end?
YYY: Well, purely logically everything goes together...

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