by ash_ace
I had a joke yesterday ;)
The End:
well
Rathotsavams held
by ash_ace :
Prefabricated
ash_ace:Sweden
In general...seat type 50 prisoners in a cell...one of them suffered from gastrointestinal disease (although fucking ran frequently))And once again when he returned at night after 5 successful walk on the parachute he
He tried to get into two runs.
Further from the police protocol: he broke, fell down, broke both legs, both hands, broke the skull, broke the nose, jaw, broke almost all the ribs, repelled internal organs.
During the flight he raped himself 5 times)))
ash_ace ‎(20:24):
And none of the other 49 people saw anything ?

From ASKA (Send to the user offline)

The Coffee:
Leish... Leish... Are you okay? I’m worried... it’s... a carcass... since the day you were supposed to get married. I haven’t seen you in the Ashes...Are you still alive?

Wick, why are we so lonely?
2 - We may have requests overstated simply.
1 is unlikely.
2 is yes? Who are you sitting at 20 and waiting for?
1 - * dull breathing * Torah!!! to
2 - Well, and I am Legolas...

Twistensen> Listen, I read in a magazine that when you make cunnilingus, the juice is released from the vagina, rather unpleasant, but you get used to it, like beer :)The point is said, because the first time I tried beer - poured it into a sink (6th class) until nobody saw it.
<PL> Something I didn’t understand, you, until nobody saw, the juice from the vagina poured out??? to
<Twistensen>Ha-ha, very funny, straight to defend!!! Is Katy Perry going around with someone?? to
<PL> Well let’s let no one go around, but what’s the difference???? to
<Twistensen> Yes, I’m just interested...
<PL> Aha, through 2 posts after the word CUNNYLINGUS?? :D

I am prushed from our medicine.
In the meaning?
I come to the surgeon after the operation, I give a form of discharge, he does not even unwash the leaflet and directs me to remove the seams.
WOW: And what then?
I laid my 4 of the 5 strands removed, and then such a scream (the doctor still unfolded the sheet)"Do not touch the seams, he has three days to remove them!!Well, honey, my sister obeyed, grabbed me with a patch and let go.
WOW is OK! This is who we are treating!
That is shit. I am now afraid to slide on my own kidney or get confused in the intestines. and ;)

ANZAY: And I am sick of the smart in my field of knowledge.
BabyBeckot: If there weren’t smart people in your field of knowledge, you and I would still live in the woods and fuck the bears.
Greaver: Well about the forest, of course...
Is it true about bears?

<Snezhok> Every citizen should shave his hair on the mole and apply a barcode to read from the satellite on it... Drunk sleeps in the cage, freezes and here - oh, a miracle! In the light of the moon his bar code shone. And here to him runs emergency staff with vodka and coffee.

The steel raft from the raft of the car: Lada-Canal! The engine is a thousand!

In the language of the Australian Aborigines diirbalu - 4 genus: male, female, medium and edible! xd

1: He came to us today. I bought a condom there yesterday with bells...So you didn’t see his enthusiastic face! No one worked for half an hour. :DDD
Has Messi always wanted to be a muzzle? and ;)

The eighth is cold and rainy. Do you have a company in nature?
by Merlin: AGA
Merlin: I told you about the weather report. They changed the list of products beer to vodka and the problem was solved.

I watched the game 100 to 1. The question is "Who is the smartest and most beautiful?" Many answers, second with 500-hundred votes answer "Woman". And somewhere at the end with 16 votes answer "My wife".

This is what I call "literal clarification" :)

[16:28:54] <#$%@ratelcom.ru> fuck when you scratch me...
[17:01:17] <#$%@ratelcom.ru> Friendly answer plizzz, well I urgently need... break the admin))))

Whitesnake: Why can’t you come and meet? The kind of nekomilfo?
Dimok: What is it?
Whitesnake: Fuck you are uncultured
by Dimok : )
Whitesnake: Non-Komilfo Fucking It's Almost Like a MemeTone
Dimok: What is it?

What you do
-I write a letter to the client, they have a channel, it remains only to guess what Coushman & Wakefield Styles & Rjabokobylko LLC does"

Tarasius: We changed the crane today.
Tarasius: I gru: "Tol, twist your ass"
Tarasius: He Lambadu started dancing O_0

At work, the guy pulled a bunch of old German porn. Everybody wanted to see. Sit down to him. The director burned them. I had to write explanations. Everyone wrote what he was doing: watched the movie, did nothing. And one humorist wrote: "I took experience from my Western colleagues". The humorist was awarded...

My brother and sister are in the car.
She: look what an original tuning Mercedes. He has all the glasses toned except the front passenger!
Are you talking about the open window?

Scuco, I don't know what I dreamed there, what, the technology of the future, but I wake up (according to the household), I sit on the bed, I look at my palm for a minute and so with drama in the voice "O!!! Be kind to the universe", I lie down and sleep further.

Once upon a time we had this situation:
Vanya, in order to check the water level in the summer shower walked on a barrel above him and was noticed by the coach, who did not get confused, issued: "Vanya eye long wanted to suck on all of us, just didn't know how immediately and on all."