About Proverbs and Speech:
It does not smell...

XXX: The male frogs are rapists and murderers.
YYYY: Pepeaz, I did not expect this from them.

My mom made the smoke.
"Thanks to you! You cannot communicate with me! You have no conscience and no money!"

The Rosary:
My girlfriend plays in WOW. And recently she changed the vpn connection to a proxy (the provider has something blurred, temporarily). There was a problem, the application did not want to connect to the Internet. Well, I think I’ll come back tomorrow, I’ll make her feel.
I come, the picture with oil: Ubuntu 9.04 rotates on the computer (how did I put it?) configured proxychains (???) And on the ubound under the waian fun whirls WoW O_O. I don’t know anything about my half.
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The horns slept.

vaychelfigase: yes... I am so standing next to the hangers at the sweaters embroiled in one hood and I am standing thinking buying not to buy pretending what it will be me with something to wear. here the girl fits with such an interested look touches me for the jacket says chatting a guy mainly to her I so hop think she touches me? Well, after 15 seconds when I got out of my mind, I leave and she’s like a whistle "oh!!! I thought you were a manic, sorry.!" )

Snapp: Imagine I went last week to the Green Country store in Peter in Tallinn with my thermos. He chose for his wife pots of flowers and all kinds of fertilizers for plants. And today, quite by chance, I find my thermos in the same store, in the department of the country's household, on sale among other thermoses. It turns out, in my last visit, while I was picking pots, I left it somewhere on the shelves in the store. And careful sellers took him to the right department. They were not even confused that the thermos was torn off the pen, and there was undrunken tea inside.

And let’s wish all those who are defending their diploma this summer (especially those who haven’t started yet) to stop distracting and finally start writing. And then his (diploma) successful defense =)))
People, please support me! =) is

I found an avocado! tomorrow on the question "do I need a package?" will proudly answer "No!"

Give me two numbers and I’ll find a match between them.
xploser2: 4 and 21.....
gmouse: 21 = 7*3 4 = 7-3 will come? and :)

Why do all the girls give flowers and I break with stools??? Oh and O))

Today I saw in the store of a friend his daughter.Very sensible child 6 years old)
Running around the store with a large package of juice, the following conversation occurred:
You can’t drink juice!
Why then, daughter?
Because it will end!

You will not argue ?

I go with my 17-year-old daughter on the street and she says:
“Mommy, do you remember when I was a child, I struck my head at the cock and didn’t say anything to you?

[1:04:32] Anfisa: I remembered the case. in communion when they lived, studied more. so here, there lived foreigners. a lot. with some we had a friendship. The Pakistani people. Well, such, they always had servants in the house... but here they came to Toulouse to study) They came, knowing neither the language nor... nothing ) A couple of days lived on canned foods and sweets that they brought from the house. Then I decided to go out into the light. We found in the kitchen in the shelter of some Chinese, in a broken English explained to each other what they really want)) He explained how to get to the store.. And there was a store then, well, a complete council))) Shortly there gestures tried to explain what they want)) They were given potatoes and vermicellum. And also gestures explained what to do with it.) They came to the shelter, where they got a pot borrowed, dropped the unwashed and unclean potatoes there, the same vermicell and ate all this afterwards))) Without salt. I’ve never said it was so delicious ?

Which race is better to play for? Tell me pls.
For the elves, of course. It is obvious!
Ugrackh-Bambaruch: Orcs are running! Try it yourself.
Body: Better than necromants
Alex: *rofl* with such a nickname you could send 3 empty messages. I would understand it anyway.

A familiar doctor told me. Away from his face.
I recently had an important person surgery on the stomach. Before the operation, the patient asked everyone what and how he would do. As a result, after 73 questions "What if?" the doctor calmed the client and shouted in the hallway.
by Jora! Bring a mirror, and prepare a local anesthesia, the patient will conduct the operation himself!

Good appetite
I thank you :-*
Eat yourself naked and eat in the kitchen!

From a Yakutia film forum:

23 April 2010 (19:18)

The Cinemas! In May, the great premiere of the century will take place for us. "The Prince of Persia".
What do you think he will be? Does it meet our expectations? I waited for him all eternity.

The first comment
23 April 2010 (19:31)

Where is the prince of tomatoes?

And in general, if the news outlets thought that pronouncing the word “Ayafyatlahoyokudl” was the worst thing that could be.
Then they better hope that the eruption of the Peruvian volcano Huinapoutina will never happen.

How the wedding went.
YYY: Yes, it would be nothing, but when he put me on a ring and said ‘plus 16 to magic protection’...

I work as a seller in a tobacco store. The day was very pleased with the buyer - a man of 30 years in a business suit. It fits and pronounces: "I bond. Gray bond." Thank you, good man, for the whole day the mood raised :)