About the cocktail "The Elder", which seems to be "The Elder"... I have my own story. I work a lot in the supermarket. I come home - my husband is already asleep, he also works a lot, he leaves in the morning - I sleep, we meet in the evening, even talk no strength. I realized that I needed a weekend with all the outputs, when on the packs with roulette instead of "Choose Me" read "Fuck Me", and on the banks with cucumbers instead of "Astrachan Summer"- "Astrachan Summer". And the sausage more often started to hit the eyes...

Yesterday the whole office was crying.Zamdira assigned the secretary to make a congratulatory card on May 9 for colleagues from 16 other cities.Well, she did: a photograph of flowers, wishes for health, success, etc. etc., and the signature below"Low tribute, and eternal memory".
Revendell

Green – Hollywood
Everyone is watching porn movies, yes, everybody has seen a movie with a strawberry once in their lives. And this pudding industry continues to develop involving actors and TV viewers, and there are also various types of closed porn shows or porn shows, as well as all kinds of sex festivals and sex championships. Does anyone want to get there? It would add picantity to your resume ;) But that’s not the point. Dear porn industrials, let’s work on a good balloon? Put advertisements in your movies. Advertising about safe sex. Advertising about the rescue of nature (suggest: guys rub the forest illegally, a meltdown comes and takes them away. Then a new picture. Already other guys rub the forest legally and beautiful girls come to them and thank them for preserving nature. It is obvious.) Well, or the Advertising of rare professions (Big Ben clock cleaners, condoms testers, penguin twisters)... or how to stop wars. War or Sex? I am for the second. It remains to bring it to the audience...there is a place to walk! We work for good, for good.

A break between couples.
I remember a friend and I once got drunk in an old garage, then we talked about physics for a long time and finally decided that there was no God!
Yyy: You’d better decide that boiling is bad...

Arahna: I read that the banana peel pulls up the skin, and it is more useful for breastfeeding, the second day of breastfeeding, I wrap the skin and walk in the livery with natürmort)))
Arahna: oh shit, it’s not you)))))))))))
JM: killed about the keyboard

I’ve seen this car today!! A picture of skinned...
Go baby, surprise me! I saw the trolleybus pickup today)))
XXX: O_o

From Habr. Gmail has increased the number of contacts in the address book from 10,000 to 25,000.

The first comment:
Oh, great news, long awaited, now it has become much more comfortable!

From a small city forum

D-Terminator: Do not read any nonsense on the internet.
If you agree, press Alt + F4.

Q: Can I let go now? The fingers are tired of holding the four letters of the number and the plus.

YYY: I’m calling you all day! Why don’t you call back?
XXX: I am proud of you!
I don’t have any money :(

and oh oh! VKontakte finally fixed everything!
Now when you delete friends, you don’t go back to the top of the list.
Fucks, keep up with it!! to

I am a girlfriend from a well-assured family. Her mother invited us to go to rest in Spain in May. with a swimming pool, a bar, a small yacht...
And I refused!
They don’t understand that on May I BODY A CARTON, on our booth under Zhytomyr with a wooden toilet on the street. :(

The series "Clinic" season 6, series 7, the phrase of the cleaner "I think Ben Laden should be sought in Pakistan" O_o

questions that did not have time to ask Medvedev in the studio "Rain" with GQ

Andrei Lošák (Journalist)
- Are you satisfied with how the trial on the case of the accident on the Lenin Avenue with the participation of Anatoly Barkov (Lukoil) and doctors Olga Alexandrinova and Vera Sidelnikov, the investigation of which you took under personal control and which ended, as always, with a decision in favor of the authorities.
– What you experienced during the inauguration on May 7, 2008, when many felt some discomfort from the dejavu about Operation “Successor” and the “designation” of a new President.
Why is everything good on television and everything bad on the internet?
Which country are you going to move to when everything goes wrong?

A: After the first orgasm I stopped understanding what the offensive people see in going to the #w

D: I sent a letter from the philanthropic center. The first phrase - "Your membership, in our club expires 1.06.2011..." Here I did not even read further, I sit think "Your membership" - is a respectable treatment?
M: No, you are what! This is the title!! as "your brightness"
M: The truth to use it in relation to the lady is probably not right.

Give the Internet in the house!
You are at home too, right?
I only have a wifi.)
The mouse is wireless.
Imagine the wireless headphones.
I’m used to the tachipad.
Congratulations to)
Do you know why everything is wireless?
See also: HS
Dennis: Because the cat fucking bitten all the wires!

From Galileo :
"Therefore, you can either infuse or suck."
Zavis, trying to determine the decent meaning of the phrase.

XXX: With Mary, they drank in the common place of the cagar, eating dried strawberries. Cigarettes are nearby. Suitable for 2 years of 12: Aunt, and you can... - No. Give them a couple of cigarettes. Aunt, we wanted a strawberry.

The witch's website.Other news
The network posted scans of excellent quality from the Polish magazine Playboy, the same in which on several rounds the wizard Triss Marigold appears in full neglect. If you are under 18, don’t watch the news. Or at least make sure your parents don’t stand behind you :)

From medical definitions:
A salon idiot is a pattern-minded person who likes to explain obvious things to the interlocutors.