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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №63889
 06.05.2012
Comment on the news that the government will freeze prices for hotels in Sochi during the Olympics: "The Olympic team of Armenia will stop in Sochi with their relatives."

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63888
 06.05.2012
I have nothing to hide, I sleep with my camera.
Oh, and she has pictures of you.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63887
 06.05.2012
After watching the video taken at the opening of the holiday season with parents.
You are a man and you like female breasts.
Wife: It is understandable.
Wife: And that is normal.
Wife : But!
Wife: If you don’t know the circumstances in which you were shooting, you might think that you had the goal of shooting my breasts. And not just the beds!
Wife: For 32 minutes almost uninterrupted – breasts, in different angles and lighting conditions. Well, at least not naked, but twice dressed in another shirt.
Wife: Three times my face has shattered, one time my parents’ faces, and it seems that twice my beds.
Wife: Oh, sorry, and about a minute - a helicopter flying over the site.
My wife is a maniac.
How can I show that to my mom?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63886
 06.05.2012
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I went to roast chicken.
I'll be back in 20 minutes
See also: aa
Tagged: let me
Hello to the chicken.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63885
 06.05.2012
Don’t look for a black cat in a dark room at night. Especially if she is not there.
by Confucius
Don’t look for a black Doberman in a guarded warehouse at night. Especially if he is there.
(The wisdom of the people)

Do not be lazy to copy the anecdote completely, comrades! :D

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63884
 06.05.2012
You realize that your village is really small - when you start
Meet the girls for the second time!! to

A really small village is when you don’t need to meet at all, because you know ALL the girls from kindergarten when you joke with them on neighboring pots. Significantly simplifies.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №63883
 06.05.2012
XXX is:
Hm The wallet was found.

YYY :
Their own?)

XXX is:
No is. with money

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №63882
 06.05.2012
xx: got the pigeons on the neighboring balcony, wire and wire. I will go chase.
xx: stumbled, came to the balcony, walked with his hands, threw stones from pots with flowers (falled almost every time!) - pigeons with poherfeys sit and occasionally take off and again sit on the carnise back. Go ahead, the shit.
But the table will appear to me in the window with a wreath!! to
xx: even the birds who were sitting on the trees opposite.
I think I’ve discovered some secret of the world.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63881
 06.05.2012
In Krasnoyarsk, on the wave of protests against the construction of a ferrosleevy plant, stickers "I against the ferrosleevy plant in Krasnoyarsk" are widespread.
Before yesterday in one apparently official institution on the wall saw a sticker: "I am against the factory of AutovAZ in Togliatti."

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63880
 06.05.2012
The Russian online community dedicated to Mazda cars.
Results of the survey on the main page.

Do you like Mazda cars?
Likes - 2 (66,67%)
I do not like it (0%)

Total of votes: 3

Why did the third vote? O_O

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63879
 06.05.2012
xxx: If you consider this discussion to be a measure of scribes, I am forced to upset you. I didn’t even notice yours, and I didn’t get mys yet.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63878
 06.05.2012
XHHH: I am cutting the walls
YYY: And how are they?
xxx is against
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Or is there?
xxx: there is a cloth
XXX: And I am all in it.
YYY: You are glued. They also have spring.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63877
 06.05.2012
The eighty-six-year-old prostitute, inspired by the example of Michael Schumacher, again went on the track...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63876
 06.05.2012
Hope: I am a superwoman! I cleaned the toilet and changed the roof. Now I have to explain somehow to my husband that I am alone, and I have no lover.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63875
 06.05.2012
There are only two states in the country: the Vatican and Moscow.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63874
 06.05.2012
The xxx:
Sometimes it seems to me that all these companies have caught up with iPhones in popularity thanks to the pagans, for the most part.
YYYY :
Where did they catch the iPhones by popularity? Samsung still instead of sales statistics shows statistics of phone shipments to resellers
The xxx:
God, I’m talking about some Asians, and you’re all about shipping to resellers.

From Habr.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63873
 06.05.2012
Rina
and :(
by 14:40:20

Dmitry
What?
by 14:40:31

Rina
I broke it all (
by 14:40:42

Dmitry
You need a man in the house.
by 14:40:53

Rina
To break him?
by 14:41:08

Dmitry
Hm, exactly
by 14:41:16

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63872
 06.05.2012
Comments under the photo with the image of the scrolled blanket:
Elizabeth: Oh how wonderful! I really like patchwork, okay.
Fashion has returned to him.
Evgenia: Elizabeth, you probably have an Aitishnik husband?
Olesya: Eugenia, it could just be repaired - petwork)

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63871
 06.05.2012
As the advertisement of the courageous Post of Russia says, "usually your letters go at a speed of 65 km / h. My shipment from Brno to Moscow has been going for exactly a month and has not yet arrived. Distance on the road is 1852 km. Through simple mathematical calculations we will find out the speed of the package - 61.8 km / W DAY!!!! to
The post of Russia, don’t fuck it! And you burn in hell!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63870
 06.05.2012
XXX is Hi. Are you looking for a good design for your website? Have you found someone to paint it for you?
YYY: No, I found where to sleep it for free. I need a good lawyer :)

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