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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113063
 06.05.2015
We watch football, grandmother in the village, match "Zenit"- "Spartak". Babula (B) - a person away from football, asks questions and comments during the game.

B: I think who plays "Zenit" and "Spartak"?
I: Well yes...
B: Well, these are the Russians, and why are the Negroes running there?
I: They are playing, grandmother, for money.
B: Aaaah, so the white ones don’t want to play themselves and let them go instead?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113062
 06.05.2015
Anatas: There is a separate boiler in hell for those who talk about separate boilers in hell.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №113061
 06.05.2015
They help society (especially men) to be less aggressive in everyday life, because lack is the root of many evils. If there were no prostitutes, rape would be almost the norm, and so paid-satisfied, and everyone is well. If you are not aware of the benefits to society of this or that group, then read on the subject, look at the statistics there, well, I don't know. These are good bees, do not stumble on them, better feel about what goats they sometimes have to deal with. If they had not, it would be possible that you or your relatives would have. Personally, I am concerned in this business only its illegal status: the phenomenon is nowhere to go, so it would be better to legalize and provide girls with social and legal protection. They would pay taxes too, okay, don’t they?
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You are just like a little boy. It is not possible, because they undermine the foundations, shake the scraps and... In short, paid women are grossly dumped compared to free women - so that a slight such lobby movement is automatically formed against them.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113060
 06.05.2015
From the online game forum:
xxx: All the weekend played this shit with nick "Govassik". I realized that I had achieved success when someone near me appeared with nick "GovashikPidor".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113059
 06.05.2015
Well, in general, they’re both at the top of the food chain where they live, so it’s controversial.

Nihera, the lion eats the fleas!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113058
 06.05.2015
He can do anything, he’s a thief.
YYU: What a funny mistake.
XXX: This is not a mistake.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113057
 06.05.2015
One day half of the class came to school in jeans.
XHH: What the cool responds: "If you wear jeans, you are prone to suicide"
I never thought comfortable clothes would be so dangerous.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113056
 06.05.2015
Vasilyev was given a conditional sentence, lol.
He was fined 800 million rubles.
Theft of $3 billion.
They do not burn at all.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №113055
 06.05.2015
I lived well under Soviet power. You lie down, you eat from the bubble, the diapers change...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113054
 06.05.2015
The plot of the domestic mini-series: "A police officer retires and buys a restaurant..." Boys are not burning at all.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №113053
 06.05.2015
On the fifth day it came: after sex I immediately fall to sleep, and she goes to play an archage, and no one interferes with her, does not occupy the computer. This is female deception!
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I now know what the word "tebb**si" looks like.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113052
 06.05.2015
<Chaser> funny situation when I came to drink tea, and there word for word she complained that her vibrator broke
<Chaser> decided to check on the spot
<Chaser> good, I carry a multimeter with me
<Chaser> and a pair of screws
<xxx> I’m going to get rid of it :)
<xxx> on the phrase "no decided on site to check"
<xxx> and then also introduced a multimeter and a pair of screws
<xxx> to become, and why a multi-meter?)
<Chaser> Ommeters
<xxx> if it shows a great resistance - you can't continue
<xxx> for this period give...)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113051
 06.05.2015
It seems that I am gradually beginning to catch up with where my reputation of an unattainable, high-moral virgin came from. Every time I invited my male friends for tea, we drank tea! Cake that I love cooked. Who is to blame that I just like to eat in nice company and crash with guys? I could offer something in a direct text. I am also very straightforward.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113050
 06.05.2015
Mmm: Listen, do you want me to give you the phone of a man who is head of the northern district? He organizes a unique tour of the Golans.
Hhh thank you! All my life I dreamed of a fun walk on the mine fields of the Middle East!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113049
 06.05.2015
Qqq: I was waiting for the bus at Kozhukhovskaya, in front of the car market, and this is what I will tell you: a man with a volga extinguisher in his hands looks like he went out to protect his home from a sudden invasion.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113048
 06.05.2015
The dollar was 67, now 51.
"And let’s cut prices by a quarter!"-
None of the sellers said.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113047
 06.05.2015
XX: Interestingly, what was found illegal in aerography... I can understand why you can’t buy bowls, pistols, toning glasses in your lisapets. But what didn’t aircraft hit them?
YYY: type distracts drivers on the road from what accidents are
XXX: Then Bab should be banned
XX: I go, and they distract me

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №113046
 06.05.2015
How many men here... why do I and couples I know have sex – not a favor from a woman, but a normal, pleasant for everyone, the process? Why do you choose women who do not want sex with you initially or perceive it as a way to get material goods? A huge number of women love high-quality sex, just many women need more time to warm up and generally have a key to each vagina to have an orgasm and other joys. But if you, reading this post, do not find it necessary to unleash your woman, ask her how she is more pleasant and teach her to be pleasant to you, then you deserve the barrel with which you live.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №113045
 06.05.2015

Where to steal 3 billion rubles? I will surrender to the authorities, pay a billion dollar fine and ask for a sentence of 60 years.
All the rest of life to cross the road only on a zebra and green, to regularly visit medical examinations, to move the old lady across the road and not to swim for bucks. I will lead an exceptionally sober way of life, weighing the feeds and scratches. If they can endure, sing in the church choir.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №113044
 06.05.2015
The train, the plaque. I woke up early to wash. I look at the display: it is written that the toilet is occupied. Half an hour passes. A man goes to the toilet with a towel. Somewhere in my mind, a fool, you can’t read, a man opens the toilet door and a row of passengers builds behind him. I think I’m a fool here...

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