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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №154182
 06.05.2020
I went to my bakery at home, and they are collecting puddles. The bakery is cool, the guys are young, sociable, it is nice to just go even for a fresh bread. It turns out that the owner of the room called them and said:

“There are difficult times now, all my tenants have problems with money. Many were closed. This month, the rental will be a little different. We’ll go up at 5,000 and then we’ll see. You have bread, and you will not stop taking it.

Well, let him look "there", and the guys move to the neighboring room for half the price for 3 months, and then for 7 thousand. Cheaper than today. Hopefully they’ll all be fine, the bridesmaids are delicious!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №154181
 06.05.2020
I work with the watchdog method.

We live in a dormitory together.

We go to the bathroom together.

We go to work together on the bus.

But you can only go into the dining room one by one. Is it worth saying that we are standing in front of the dining room together?

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