bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №157987
 06.05.2022
xxx: Pregnant with me one employee sent in a decree, temporarily took another, got pregnant and she sent in a decree, temporarily took another she also got pregnant sent in a decree took a grandmother hopefully won't get pregnant.



Did you try not to fuck them?



Zzz: So why hire employees at all?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157986
 06.05.2022
I was here, not able to withstand that three-minute unknowledge that the child is going from home to school, bought him a phone watch with location information function. I remembered my childhood: My mother drove me on a bus in the summer and I went to my grandmother to the village. The road took four hours, but it was impossible to relax and fall asleep - it was necessary to go out in an undetermined place, timely to the driver. Stress is the same - if I had travelled, I would not know how to go and there is no money to travel. Afterwards, pull two villages to the spot. And the bag... My mother did not allow me to raise five kilograms in my life, because you will "dorm", and then I gave a bag of 15 kilograms at the minimum and I did not know how many kilometers on the pitch. Every time I thought I would die. So about what I was... The phones then even stationary were not everybody’s. My grandmother had to go to the mail for that. No one was frozen. That is, my mother had learned that I had arrived safely, only about a month later when I would write a letter. If I write. I was not worried then.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №157985
 06.05.2022
There are no prohibiting money signs.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157984
 06.05.2022
We could not sell the apartment for a long time, everyone was scared by neighbors-alkashi from the apartment opposite. A week ago, these same neighbors sold their murdered apartment to the first to come to see at the same price as we asked for (the planning is the same). Because they have a “good neighborhood, quiet neighbors.” It is great! We were sold in a suite with an alcoholic apartment))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №157983
 06.05.2022
In the horoscope I read that in the second half of life I expect success, prosperity, well-being! How much did God measure me? I am 55, and I still have the first half of my life.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №157982
 06.05.2022
A long time ago: I am pregnant, the bubble is visible, but not the last months. In the spring, I walk in a warm coat. A guy catches behind: “Girl, such legs shouldn’t pass by! Let us get acquainted!” I turn to him with my temporarily enlarged body. and pause. “Oh, I see, someone has already met you...” They stood next to you, cracked and went apart, each on his business.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157981
 06.05.2022
When I was small, my father said, I will show the magic now. I ordered to take a few pages of the newspaper, divide it into flat rectangles. I carefully cut out, and then he said, Take each and cut them, rub them, and then straighten them. I did everything hard, in anticipation of the focus. He took them and went to the toilet. The paper is over)

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna