Pavel> Why does coffee smell?
Paul> STOP! Why does something smell?! to
Pavel> What, my nose was suffocating?

Admin: You won’t believe it! But I will prove it, and when you see it, you will believe it, you will be convinced.
Support: What happened?
It all started when I had a dream. Call with twenty-fourth, they say that they have RAID bed, and synchronously on all servants. I hurry to dress up, grab the car keys and already in the elevator pretend that I will not be there before 2 o’clock. And on the mobile phone are already sober calls from all organizations, asking for clarifications. I am ready to swear that in my dream I experienced a tactile feeling, like a drop of sweat on my forehead! Then I woke up. He no longer slept. In the morning I started gathering, and I have a thread of gray hair on my right whisky. Really! Thick in the finger! This is not a beetle, I checked it out. I am only 30 years old!!! to

From comments to the entry in the ZH about the inclusion of peanut in the list of narcotic substances:

CCHR:...interesting, and Onishchenko did not try to distinguish drug substances permissible... from shit. Or I’ll send him a three-litre bowl... let him smoke.

Yaya: I do not have to. The shit is forbidden.

Yesterday I decided to go to sleep... ahah! by Shivan! What fools on bikes with a removed damper hunted here through the village until 3 o'clock!!!! to
I think I’m beginning to understand those funny cave guys from Star Wars...so that’s why they’re shooting rifle riders!

I went to the neighboring department today. There was a five-year-old girl, the daughter of an employee, sitting there, holding a book on her knees, reading/telling a fairy tale about a princess, a castle and a dragon. All would be nothing, only when she picked up the book, I saw the title - "Comments to the Labor Code of the Russian Federation". This is the child’s imagination.

Vegetables: One in the field is not a warrior.
Zipman: One in the forest is not a bad partisan.

Announcement of sale of the car:

P.S The car was beating, painted, smoked, drank and mocked in the cabin! Please adequately estimate the year and price.

Implementation of Win7.
In technical support was born a new question to the user: -Do you have a start button round or rectangular?

I ask my wife what she wants in bed.
The answer is to sleep!

And all because looking at the pictures of fantasy beauties, especially if they are depicted in the middle of a snowburn, or in the forest, I first think: Yaman, and her neck is fully opened, and her ass is naked. And angina and cystitis do not sleep :-((

Epic File
I decided to buy a new phone, and decided to run around the shops, drop prices, etc. I looked at one of them smartphone and decided to check how it works at all, inserted my SIM card there and safely forgot. I went to another store and then the electricity shadowed me that I left the simka in the phone. I went to the store and said:
I have forgotten (O_O with such eyes)
This is why all the staff of the shop start hysterically (epic fail rofl, etc.)=(
Here is a call from a manager:
Where is my sim? I sold my simic!!! to
Then it was my turn to crack =)

Judging by the amount of rust in hot water, after its disconnection, it appears that the old pipes change to older pipes.

I recently soaked such a bark here) I work in a restaurant as a singer, after performances the mood is good and I want to crack. I finished somewhere at night, I was lazy to change clothes, I went home as I was - in a white long saraphan. I get into the elevator to my ninth floor, and there I have to go up in the spring. And there are "real puppies" in Adibase. Not from our entrance, I do not know such. And imagine the picture with oil: the doors of the elevator open, they naturally pay attention, turn their heads on me... and a girl in a white saraphan swims out of the elevator meedly to her feet, with her hair loose, and moves straight onto the boys. I love horror films, and I know how to make a devil’s look. For a blowing effect, I get up and whisper unclear words (a kind of spell) These rows should have been seen! And this performance was interrupted by a signal from the car, which suddenly turned. I said "Joke", I went to the elevator to get down to the car. When I got up, the boys were no longer there.
Boys, if you read this, forgive me if I was scared! 😉

I live in the village. I realized that I was sitting in the bathroom when the spider started wrapping my ass with a web.

Where the world goes...
Today in the bookstore saw the book "Survival Guide for EMO"

"We have one girl in the group, she loves to chew on everyone and talk so that no one makes noise. Most of the time I only hear her.

On one of the sites "26 interesting facts about the member":
6 is How to measure the circle of a member? We take a white thread, wrap a member with it along the trunk, then measure the resulting section with a school line.
7 is Knowing the circle of the member, it is easy to calculate its diameter and radius. The radius is half the diameter. So, if the diameter of your penis is 10 centimeters, then the radius will be 5.
If the diameter of your member is 10 cm...O_O

Orevoir is a fun French word, yes.
I am personally associated with the word tank.

YYY: I have too 😉

XXX: Here’s how you want to say goodbye in French, but with a slight blow of fuckingness, and you say, “Reservoir, mademoiselle.”

Tomorrow I will be a specialist and I will never do my specialty again!!! and :)

Commentary on the film "The House":
When the hospital is immersed in darkness - in the corridors the light is always burning, why does it go straight into the darkness?

One after another the girls begin to disappear - probably the fact is that they are banally discharged from the hospital home under the surveillance of the PND at the place of residence.

She hears strange terrifying sounds and understands that they are not alone here."- Alcoholic staff meetings are endless unfortunately.