Application to the sapport: black powder in stock when copying from the copier
The floor is already like a coal cut in Kuzbass
Do something already.

I catch a fly on a flyband. Three zero in my favor.
Add another tape... three or one.

Bradbury is dead.
The electric dog breathed out the last cloud of steam onto the window glass, the orange lights of pumpkin from the autumn country ceased to shine, no one will write the beauty of the lily, the muddy plant, the blue sky, the juicy apple in the middle of the day, the calm summary and the cold lemonade. Cities on Mars will quietly settle under the grip of years, Marsans will freeze on the bottom of marble pools under the thickness of water and time.
Silence, silence and silence without words.

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Lord Bailey, take a stand.

Before getting acquainted with Scandinavian mythology, I didn’t even suspect that the phrase “fuck a horse” was related to Loki.

One girl sincerely tries to help a friend. Through Vkontakt, he tries to raise funds to buy back a comrade from the army. The dialogue began, as always, who to dance, who to play on ballayka, but her last argument killed me:
XXX - Okay, and then the war? Does the enemy dance? In the end, the boy has to solve his own problems.
TheGirl - Fuck... guys are different! There are men and there are dancers.
Thank you all, you made my day xD

Lizz: You know, I planted the cucumbers wrong.
Isn’t that on the other side?

xxx>>Kirya, you’ve gotten cracked again?
W>> What is it about me?
xhh>>You know, neither a sleeve nor a seam will guess to put on the work server HR assembly Beast!

Mommy, what are we looking at?
I: Apparently something related to string theory.
Mother: Why do we look at it?
I: Well to be smart.
You need to get married again.

On the news site, after one news
References on the subject
A drunk Australian mistakenly took a whispering shower in a strange home.
A crocodile refused to ride a drunk Australian.
Drunk Australians shoot each other’s buttocks for interest
The Australian crocodile could not swallow a local drunkard.
You say Chelyabinsk.

Do we go to Dacia?
Constance: Well you can!
How much beer will we drink?
10 liters of...
10 liters of...
10 liters of...
10 liters of...
Constance is fucking.
That’s 40 liters, that’s great.

Olezha: at the lecture today, Corn A.N. The 83-year-old professor of nuclear physics recalled in detail the schedule of Odessa trains in 1950.
Olezha: We’re going to stick the time machine on the loops.

Those who sit in the chicken bar will never become singers in the turnip. Nick Blue

Copy and gift from the company

In the late 90s, when it was too difficult for us to publish a book, and the methods for printing courses on the printer we were already finally tormented, we had another office copier broken. Sitting the whole company and appreciating our hard fate, we decided for six months not to receive any premiums, and all the money to spend on the purchase of the beauty copier Xerox. I no longer remember the model number, I only know that the size is slightly lower than the refrigerator, slightly wider, on wheels and with funny displays. Super is! He had seven pots and he was able to turn the paper. This was the first duplex device in our lives, which means you won’t have to sit at the printer and turn the sheets! Hurra comrades!

And this is the day when Gazelle came with our acquisition. We all dropped our computers and went to the first floor of the Business Center to meet. The workers took the copy from the body, handed it over to us and left. All four of us drove him to the elevator. And then the law of wickedness - the cargo elevator, as always, broken, and the old Soviet passenger elevator did not enter this miracle of technology literally 1 centimeter.

The only decision was made: the male part of the team on the stairs lifts the copier to our Seventh Floor, and the female part of the team prepares a place for the copier in the office and we have tea. To tell us that it was hard for us and that by the time we put it on the wheels on the sixth floor we were all exhausted – it is to say nothing (the mother words about the manufacturer company and the broken elevator mastered everything, including the then director, a man by definition intelligent). The only correct decision was made: move your hand on the warranty seals, develop the copier into spare parts and raise it higher in parts.

Then there was the discovery. In the real sense. The ladies, printing the scotch with which the copier was wrapped, joyfully that it contained a business card from the seller's firm and all of its seven bits were filled with paper as a gift (1000 sheets in a bowl, a total of 14 packs of paper).

Speaking of the President:
"This time we are ready for a new crisis, our currency reserves are strong, we are not threatened by anything."
Voice from the room:
“And for us?”

We now have a guy, seemingly quite adequate, went to the secretary to take a certificate that he is studying with us.
She: The name
He is Ivanov
It is: Group
Third Negative

I decided to run a 2-party print on the Xerox ph... 3435 network printer and forgot to reset the settings back. In a couple of days, I hear the scream of Igor in the hallway!!!I run to the server room (where the printer is), I see the girl pulling the paper from the printer on her, and the printer pulls the paper back (you need to print the second page on the back).

Beauty_skin_heads: Scuco advertising of deodorants burns napalm, but I now have a beautiful nick! =) is

Kkk
I have also conceived such a risky valentine to play: the shorter is a frightened girl, whispering with a gentle mat, (let’s say) her right eye is expanded from horror, and her left eye is concentrated in trying to tear away the businessman. The eye holds on a fairly strong optic nerve, and the thing is tight, the man blows and rests on the girl's foot between the breasts. A circle of blood, of course. How to you?
and
Drblack
What is the CIMIS activity?
What is the main idea?
How beautiful are your eyes"?
and
Kkk
a little more literally, although the course of thought is true: "I do not take my eyes away from you!"
and
Drblack
Genially