"Children poisoned with sweets "Angry Bees", found them on the street".

This is congenital, Kiss. Pick up the garbage and eat it. There are no words.

Sitting his son is watching the site "Rescue egue" prepares for physics, after an hour of trials and mistakes declares:
-I have the feeling that we are studying different physics.Somebody would make a constructive proposal for the exam to issue the same substances under which these tasks were made.

xxx:Gyges, since the advertisement has seen fun, a company some rooftops industrializes. Like a telephone directory,
Fire on the roof - 01
The Roof - 02
The Roof - 03
I need a roof - company phone
I liked it :)
I would change the second and fourth rows by places, leaving the phones in place ;)

XY: How many I’ve seen those TZs! Every time the same thing. A, yeah, here I forgot to write about it, but you do it again. "Normal TZ can only be a bit of a scrap - like two lesbians who know how to bring pleasure to each other.

The husband took the senior for the weekend to the country - to work to train.
He ordered him a half of a bed with an onion, and gave instructions: “Remove everything except the onion!”
Vanechka took the indication literally and pulled out the shrub of chickpeas that grew at the beginning of the bed.
"But this is not the luke!", - Vanya justified afterwards.
The programmer is growing.

Imagine a conference to analyze and predict the outcome of throwing play bones. Where everyone with a serious look advances their theories, based on the weather forecast, the lunar calendar and the behavior of the polar gagara during the marriage period.
This is how I see Forex.

XXX: I was recommended a series here. Well, I just got enough for 152 series!

In Chisinau, a car is placed on a playground. Many drivers say they have no place to put their cars.
X: I bought a motorcycle. An old one with a wheelchair. Where to put it? In the street or broken. He went up the stairs, and the places were gone! The first floor is not far to go. Those villains are walking and walking! Swim with wheelchairs! With the bags! Bicycles cannot be attached to the fence on the street. The children are in the elevator. For a month, there is no power! And they are angry too!! The motorcycle interferes. And I am guilty that the government has made such small staircases - there is no place to put a mozzarella. The discomfort is one - all sick people around.

To the Trade of Probability, Eagle and Rainbow:

Many believe that lottery ticket numbers that have not been released for a long time have a higher chance of falling out in the future. However, the lottery machine does not have a "memory", that is, its state in the future does not depend on the past. These multi-colored plastic balls do not know how often they have fallen in past games and do not seek to compensate for previous failures.

The science of the flat world by Terry Pratchett

Do you have any wishes at the end of the month?
Has the weather paid off?
Paul: It is certain
Tagged with: dates?
Paul: from 20 to 32 June
From 32...
Paul: Yes
wyrm: No, my mom, until the gardens are finished, does not allow me to leave this temporary continuum...

"Media: The Jaguar fell into the Moscow River".

The nightmare! 90 rubles a cat under the tail! The river is more toxic.

I hear him chase a motorcycle around Moscow :( How to let him understand that you have to ride somewhere else... Not under the windows of people? Who to complain?
Does his mother not allow him to drive away from home?
I have to complain to my mom.)

I live in Rwanda. Here I saw the most adulterous article in one local magazine, "What in the behavior of foreigners seems strange to the Rwandan people." The author conducted a survey among the indigenous population and brought to the judgment of the reader the main points. What are the characteristics of representatives of foreign powers?



1st They ask too many questions. About politics, history, culture, etc. Rwandais find this unacceptable.



2nd They dress carelessly. They rarely change clothes and shoes. They allow themselves to defile in a cheap costume. You have to dress so that no one thinks you are a miser, even if you are a miser – this is what the citizens of Rwanda see.



Three They eat and drink on the street. Do not feed the musung with bread, let the bull flow right on the street. Unknowingly, it is uncultural to eat at the table.



4 is Feelings on the street. They kiss and embrace. How can I? All tenderness is at home.



5 is Protecting the rights of homosexuals. Europeans love to prove that same-sex relationships are a normal thing. Who can and normal, and contrary to the Rwanda system of values. Let them say thank you that it is not in Uganda. They are still in prison for these excesses.



What conclusion can we draw? When you are in shorts, chewing your friend with one hand of non-traditional orientation, and the other hand compressing a sandwich, asking a Rwandan about the colonial past, he feels personal hostility to you, so that he can not eat. Respect the laws and customs of the host country.

xxx: St. Petersburg metro made magnetic cards for travel. But only here:
1) re-pass on the card is possible only after 10 minutes (although it is for a fixed number of trips);
2) when buying the card is taken a deposit of 60 rubles; you can give the card and get it back, but for this you need to present a passport;
3) to hand over the card, if there are still travels on it, it is impossible.
It would be interesting to see how this could have been thought of before.

You’re not from Peter, you don’t understand!

XHH: This Moscow has borrowed, it has to be rolled in the heels.
Wally, what is the problem?
XH: In the money. There is no money.
Q: Do you mean that life in the fence is more expensive than in Moscow?
HH: What does this have to do with it?
WOW: In fact, I have never heard in my life that no one has enough money to go to Moscow. In Moscow, they just take and roll. And as soon as it comes to talk about dropping into the fence, the circus begins "No money, no, no, no...". So I have a serious suspicion that it is never about money.
Q: Do I want to quit everything and just leave? Barahlo at least has to be pulled, live somewhere.
The young man was literally disguised.

The newborn brother bought a bunch of rubber toys. I also wanted to play them. I’m 8 years old, I sit, I play, and here one of the toys breaks down. I was afraid to be punished for ruining it. I try to get it – no. I had to bite a hole to get it. I look at the spoiled toy and think “punish” you need to bite everything, like mice. So my mom still (I am 32) remembers these toys and thinks it's me jealousy ruined everything

A colleague told: she lived then (years 20 ago) as a student with her grandmother in the same apartment. A grandmother gathered in another city for a month to host her family. I left my colleague alone. Of course, she sometimes brought her friends to visit, but nothing criminal happened in the apartment. When my grandmother came back, she suddenly said, “I missed my engagement ring!” It was you who stole it, or your friends. Go, ask them, look for them! I will submit a statement to the police!! My colleague was upset. Neither she nor her friends, of course, could take anything, people are reliable. The ring was not found. A year later, a colleague got married, gave birth to a daughter. The grandmother, in any case, tried to insert: “I remember, it was you who stole my ring. I did not write a statement. Now I will not, or you will be deprived of parental rights, the daughter will remain alone. (The kind of mercy was shown for the child.) And so once in a while. Many years have passed since my grandmother’s anniversary. People from all over the country gathered, sat at the table, celebrated, talked toast. A colleague came out from the table with another youth and in the neighboring room is talking to a cousin. And then the sister accidentally stumbled on how this grandmother gave her attention 11 years ago: THE MOST RING! Thus e. The old carga, either forgot about the gift, or specifically oppressed her granddaughter for 11 years! By the way, when a colleague learned this, she wanted to go and spread the table to the damn mother and the grandmother. Only her husband and sister kept her.



No morality and no morality. Unfortunately, in the family, as they say, not without shit.

How does it really work for us?
Well, now we have a script and there is a fallos written inside.
In the sense of False or the script itself is poorly written?

A few stories that happened at the time I was working in the monobrand telecommunications salon Tele2. This was the period of the "color line of tariffs" - orange, turquoise and so on.



History of 1:

I need a SIM card to call from Tele2 to Tele2 for free.

I can offer a blue price. In this tariff...

Do you think I look like a gay girl? What other blue? Almost as blue. This option is not suitable!

In addition to blue, there is a pink one, but there is a pink one.

Are you mocking?



The story 2:

I need to pay for my phone once a month and that’s all.

I can offer one of the tariffs of the line "black". You pay once a month and you are provided with internet, minutes and SMS.

It arranges. But it only needs to be called another color, not black.

...??? to

I know, the coat is black. The black internet is too much. Tell your bosses that they need to change their policies, otherwise they will constantly lose clients.



History of 3:

Is there a game on this phone?

There is a snake.

Then show me another where there is no snake.

But you can just not play it.

Girl, I am a religious man. The serpent is a symbol of Satan.



The story 4:

- Girl, and your boss what you thought when the black sims did. So tell me, if a black sink fell on a black carpet, how do I look for it? So how?

Did you lose your sim? Then you can just do a duplicate.

I have lost nothing. I just want to know what logic the people who released the black sims followed and why they didn’t think about people whose apartments had black carpets!

But there may be a white carpet in the apartment, and the white carpet on it will also be lost, or a yellow carpet and a yellow carpet.

I didn’t think...and what to do then?

Well, you can, for example, put a bright sticker on a simka. You know such mini-pricers for shops, acid flowers.

Hm... and you are right. thank you!

Recently, due to heavy rain, a new semi-subterranean transport link was flooded. At first I thought that they didn’t think about a drainage system, like in Moscow, or that these drains just stuck, but it wasn’t. It turned out that they had three powerful pumps there standing for pumping water, but the man who had to turn them on that day did not go out to work because of the rain.