He slept and fell asleep.
I woke up with an orange on the table.
I ate an orange. Lie to sleep.
I woke up with an orange on the table.

This is what? Is she recovering?? to

Go to McDack. The body wants something ugly.
WOW: If you want shit, then go to the cheetah))
My body wants nausea, but it wants to live after that.
Bline, you described my whole life right now.

......
The soil must be prepared in advance. A whole year ahead. When I come, I’ll buy a bucket and start fishing. And when you come back from Kostroma, tell your wife that you are interested in fishing.
Diman: And where will I go on the Moscow river, where three-eyed monsters swim?
Gal: It is exactly! Then you will say, Fuck these mutants! I want normal fish. I will go to Karelia!
......
it will be fun if you REALLY start to be interested in fishing, and go to Karelia, instead of the casantip xD

I talk to a girl, a sports master of skiing.

Space is
Good day
by Hanya!
Greetings
Space is
I understand why your word only is surrounded by signs of crying.
by Hanya!
To be the first :D
Space is
An interesting version. But I think it’s ski sticks.

and
I built a tree.
X is
It is smart.)
X is
Now start building the house.)

Tokyopage: The French came, got on a bathing day. Described with boiling water from enthusiasm, we banya virgins say take us with you. In English they understand, they say, do they do it? We dress up and share. Wear the hats, wear them. We’re going to go to the parish, come in and enjoy. 2-3 minutes have passed, they come out in confused confusion frozen, say, and when the pleasure begins.
Three minutes in the basement stood - a meter per meter, a couple of dead spiders and a barrel of water. They were standing in their hats and all waited - when it would get busy.

You know... I once worked in the military commando during school time in the summer. I put orders in envelopes, write them on a compass and all kinds of things... Now I understand that my work was awful, I seemed to have signed death sentences.

The phone rings in the morning and the following conversation occurs:
Is it IRA?
You mistaken the number!
Why Why?
Because it’s not IRA.

Stupidity is looking for a solution where it is not.

Readers with experience will probably remember what a cine bird is. Not that Blue Bird, the creation of Meterlink, but an ordinary blue, poorly generalized and completely unrepresentable chicken. We, in the era of advanced socialism, in the shortage, obtained these creations wherever we could. And they rejoiced! As will be seen from now on, it is not in vain!

My daughter decided to organize an online store to sell eco-friendly products. Contact with potential suppliers. I talked to a farmer.
On vegetables and milk, we agreed. What about ecologically clean chicken?
There are problems here. I have tried. I bought chickens. Grown on eco-friendly food. I stumbled. Here they started. The problems. Should the feathers be removed? must be. And they don’t go away...
I called a bird factory, a familiar technician.
- And we feed them with special pills for three days before slaughter. All the feathers come out by themselves. Even the ears fall out.
and???? to
I handwritten all the feathers, it was long and bad. The chickens look unesthetic. Just like the Soviet bird. Only yellow, but also poorly brushed. Happiness to sell is badly sold.
How to? They will be broken until I sell them.
Call the technician again.
What do you do so that the chickens don’t rot too quickly?
very simple. We submerge each body in chlorine for 15 minutes. Meat becomes white and beautiful. and does not spoil.
and????? to

P.S Technology... What do we eat, gentlemen? and?

A 2-year-old boy in the park saw twins... watched them long and surprised. He turns to his mother and asks, “Where is my one?”

@stanis: what is the "normal relationship" between a guy and a girl?
@Daemon: This is when a guy is normal when seeing a girl

A cat has nine lives and a tea bag has only two. It turns out that a cat can be cooked 4.5 times larger.

I finally decided to repair my teeth. He recovered, prepared morally, and went to the dentist. When I got into the chair, all my self-reassuring arguments were shattered by the name of the “Terminator” toothdresser.

From the news tape:
The cannibals of Papua New Guinea disrupted local elections by eating seven people who they thought were engaged in black magic and deceiving sick people.

Are you weak?

I saw the car today. State meter C314RT. I’m running out – Scuco! And indeed he! and :)
and LEXX

XXX: I call the manicure to register. The girl has a lively tone for me: and the manicure is not done, the master is sick! When will she recover? A week later, she went to the sea. O_O

I go from work in the evening, two meters away from me are two boys of ten years old, in the hands of one a football ball on the second mike with the name of a famous footballer. The players are discussing who gets how much and for what period of time the contract is signed.
First boy, here you get a contract and what? What will you do with him? Do you know where all the contracts should be placed?
The second boy did not get confused, of course I know, my dad says that all the contracts attribute some red fool to the fourth floor!
The first boy thought a little, and my mother told her that a red fool was sitting on the second floor!

So we ask for mercy in guests.
Roman: but with one condition, drinking and drinking with you
We bring with us, not take away.

The most popular tariff plan is "s worker"...