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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №158305
 06.07.2022
You have 10 seconds to ruin a date. What will you do?



YYY: I will come to him.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №158304
 06.07.2022
xxx: Technically, you have 5 minutes to live, but with every breath you update the timer.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №158303
 06.07.2022
X: I woke up one morning. Yesterday I drank a ton of alcohol, and I at least had hen. I am in the joys to the store, I think I will go to the roots and they will die there. I came and... It turned out that I didn’t have a bumper because I was still a bumper.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №158302
 06.07.2022
Lies from lies are distinguished by some elegance and sophistication.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №158301
 06.07.2022
The power of habit.

Somewhere a month ago in the country, he repaired a garden cart and put the old wheel to the house. I walked past here, I watched, and under him the hamsters were flying. I decided to look, moved a little to the side and found a crack in the foundation, in which these same hamsters built a nest. They are no longer useful insects. Well, the roof did not return to the place, so as not to prevent the tenants from getting home.
After a couple of hours I look, and already a few hamsters on the concrete crawl around the edge and do not climb into the nest. I decided to observe. It turns out that the hamsters are still flying under the edge and trying to find the entrance to their house there, knocking their heads into a deaf concrete wall. The fact that the desired gap is 10 centimeters to the left, they do not care - it is supposed to go under the edge, and the point!!! to
I had to bring the roof back to place. Immediately the house was found, and the insects calmed down.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №158300
 06.07.2022
It is good that everything goes according to plan. The plan is shit.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158299
 06.07.2022
How do you feel about abortion?

- On the one hand, I am for, because it is the killing of unborn children, but on the other hand it is against - because it is giving a woman the right to dispose of her body.

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