* Conversation on the photo of the questioning enot

Maya: He will ask for anything.

by Vladimir:
I am a trained cat. Today, this cattle was so upset that it shouted like a tarzan with a complaining mouth.
Reason 1: He has to eat. At the same time, half of the day he ignores me stupidly in the morning - like I feed his bad food (and my mom bought some experimental bags). And as normal goes, I can also demand them. I don’t care, I don’t care about the kitchen.
Reason 2: Eat and drink. Moreover, this cattle does not drink from the bowl, but you give him the fine water, the running water. At the same time, he just doesn’t want to drink from the crane, he doesn’t want to – he needs a pot. That is, sit and hold a hand or a phone.
I have nothing more to do than make a cat fancy in the morning. I told him that. So what do you think? He took the sleeping parents hostage and said that if I don’t drink him, he’ll wake them up.
Well, I poured him into a bowl of water, brought this majesty to the bowl and tried to show him what to drink here. So this animal, in sacred horror, rested on its limbs, as if I had gathered in this small bowl to melt it.
But as soon as I let him go, he changed his attitude toward water and his parents. Water is naphid. Parents are protectors. Especially the sofa.
You are speaking of a miserable man.

by Maya:
It is great)))

The boys in the Duma speak unwritten, so that the foolishness of everyone can be seen. ~ Peter I
It just became interesting, if we apply this to our state Duma, will their speeches be very different from the “master of the oratory art” of Klitschko?

Even if Peskov has a clock worth a few million, there is nothing surprising about it. It is pleasant when people start to count the money of managers. How do people imagine a situation in which rich capitalists will be ruled by poor officials? It’s like believing in the election or in Santa Claus.

*** by
A good attempt, dear patriot. But not.

In this slim theory does not fit the bad Obama with clocks for 400 backs.

Or the machine of time was invented, but everyone in a row was not allowed to use it, and in the 20-21 centuries in general quarantine, and for attempts to drive there translucidated, this is the same time of mass disturbance, the infection will be brought from there. Or traveling in time requires low costs, and simply by "go for tea" no one ran out to spend an annual salary on electricity.

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You are all so inventive. They are cute in their naivety.

Third World War, and it is the last.
It was quiet, calm and without any inventions.

Talk about the grandmother in the bus.
My daughter is so crazy in the buses that they stop smiling, and they are not happy at all that they caught the girl. She doesn’t ask them about anything... and why, she says, you have such a red mask, because you are old and terrible, you want to be more beautiful? And it’s with such a compassionate face... She’s really worried about grandmother...

My little niece saw a cat give birth. Then he tells:"The big chicken lay down and the small chicks escaped from it, escaped"...

From the smartphone:
The screen is bright, but it was not possible to check in the sun - Peter...

I was 7 years old then. Dad took me to fishing... Can you imagine how I was dressed for fishing in the 90s? Tulip from grandfather, valleys 16 sizes larger, trousers, bamboo triangle under the mouse... In general, like a washing machine. We go to the river and collect worms. Stop in the empty, let’s forge a bunch. We forge-forge, here because of the bump appears Ledi... Soppy to the ground, fingers yellow, procured, a coat on the bosom chest, smells at once all the body fluids, a romantic of a large road with experience, raises on us the sorrowful eyes of the basset-hound and issues: "what, look for food too?". Since then, even the grave hole has been excavated in a clean...

Obviously is:

I don’t really understand the meaning of the penalty for the belt. Yes, man is taking risks. He is also possibly a smoker, an extreme climber, does not exercise in the morning and eats a lot of fat and fried. They only pay a penalty for the belt. Other violations are stopped because they are dangerous to others. And here? In the event of an accident, a glass can be broken off on the forehead and someone can cut in pieces?
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It is not just about your safety. At a severe impact, (not necessarily a frontal), being unchecked, you will not hold the steering wheel in your hands and your feet on the pedals, and your car will turn into an uncontrollable projectile weighing a ton that can fly into other cars, into pedestrians on the sidewalk or take off a cliff / bridge / imprint in the wall, wiping off the chances of your passengers to survive. And if attached, there is still a chance that you can turn or slow down. Is it really so hard to "sharp"?

Why is it that no one is going to write here, what has finally happened!!!Comrades, all goes according to plan!

Everyone talks about the weather in Peter, but nothing bad is heard about the weather in Helsinki.

In 1993, I glued the bandages in several layers on the wiped pad of old shoes and walked two seasons. And here the depths of hell suddenly... the iPhone is expensive, and you don’t want to work... shoot yourself at the bottom of the nose.

The father, looking from the street to the lifted and beautifully glazed balcony, made a compliment:
Now your apartment is the No. 1 object for thieves.

There is no crime that is not committed by a democratically elected government on behalf of the people.

Here is what I will tell you:

First a little prehistory. If you don’t know, I live in Russia.
1) Four years ago, I decided to start saving money and put 10 thousand rubles a month on the book. I came, all arranged, took the bookbook, and at the exit found that I did not give the money. Ten thousand in my pocket. They were lying. He returned and gave the money. No thanks or thanks.
2) Three years ago decided to buy an apartment, filed the documents on the mortgage, approved under 1,499%. Everything in the documents was correct, the notary checked. I went to the bank and talked to the girl who gave me these documents (naturally she was wrong, well with whom it does not happen) everything corrected, did as it should be 14.99%. The apartment was not taken naturally. She apologized, but did not even say thank you.
3) In the past year, I went to the store to buy a smartphone - they issued and did not take the money again (at the time it was worth 15 thousand. and rub) The next day I remembered that I didn’t pay and went back to pay. If they remembered me, and that I bought something from them... they didn’t thank me.
4) Last week went to the gas station to pour gasoline for the last 200 rubles. Instead of 200 rubles, I got 200 liters of gasoline. By the time I approached the car, there were already 35 liters. He pulled out the gun. He went to the box office and informed the cashier of his mistake. I explained that I had no money, the cashier was silent, and the administrator demanded to give it immediately, and also threatened to put it on the blacklist. It was a pity that the woman made a mistake. S/P then gave her an unfortunate thousand. I took her back with a stone face as if I owe her something.

I know there are a lot of letters. But here is the main question... am I bad? In your opinion, I had to break from a penny to a penny all these people just n@#bath?
It just boils, you can squeeze...
SergeantGB

Now the first question at Peskov’s press conference: “What time?”

Other violations are stopped because they are dangerous to others. And here? In the event of an accident, a glass can be broken off on the forehead and someone can cut in pieces?
and----
Well, the type in case of a strong but non-fatal blow, the fastened can hold control, and the fastened will lose immediately by hitting the steering wheel and the car will fly to add new victims.

This is:

xxx: Rabz, how gently and correctly to explain to a colleague that I hate him, the dumb dumb dumb?
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"I feel such a personal resentment to the victim that I cannot eat..."

The most outraged women with a beard at Eurovision were men with breasts.

We have one employee who is remarkable by the fact that she is not annoyed at all with her idiotic colleagues, her idiotic bosses, or their idiotic tasks. He sits so quietly and does his job.
We once asked her about the secret of her tranquility. The answer struck everyone. She does wombilding in all such situations.
xxx: Everyone is angry, and she sits quietly and the vaginal muscles are pumping. Now we look at her table with reverence, because underneath it there is tireless work. And judging by the fact that the office became twice quieter and quieter, half of the employees were also interested in wombilding.

>> Because what a woman wants, God sincerely wants!
“I don’t know where you read it, because I’ve heard a different story about how God threw a man and a woman under his ass (thank you, by the way!) from heaven after she wanted something there.

Maybe he’s been looking for a reason for a long time.