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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68028
 06.08.2012
Now you need to specially enter the error query to find the right video.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68027
 06.08.2012
I’m in the car with my friends. Playing in Europe+
Friend-Alternative: Boys, you can have Linkin Park playing there in front of you, of course, but I have a fucking fuck here behind me.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №68026
 06.08.2012
A young boy (5 years old) gathers a backpack from the evening to the garden, the arsenal is full: soldiers, pistols, machine guns. Then he walks around the apartment with the words "where is she, where?" and the father asks: What are you looking for?
A small grenade to blow up everybody.
Take a small one, take a big one.
Dad, what are you? The same children.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №68025
 06.08.2012
I even have your hair in my shorts.
I: Are you talking with gratitude, or are you cheating?

[ + 26 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68024
 06.08.2012
OOOOO: In the course of our Olympians forgot to explain that the second place among the teams is not considered by the number of silver medals. But the Kazakhstan - good guys, sent five people to the Olympics - five gold medals.
11111: And it seemed to me that they just forgot to explain that they would also give money for silver and bronze ;)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68023
 06.08.2012
I went to the website of Kia, and there is the advertisement of the car, this is what I understand trolling)

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