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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101446
 06.08.2014
South of Russia. The summer. The heat.
There are Schrödinger cats everywhere. Until you come and cry, you will not understand whether he is alive or dead.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101445
 06.08.2014
The law on mandatory registration of having two passports or a residence permit and, as always, through the ass has come into force. Permanently residing abroad citizens of the Russian Federation should send an application through the Russian post office or personally come to the place of registration in Russia.
A fine of 200,000 rubles or public works.
A friend calls:
Do we go, pay, or throw the streets?
Let’s go, of course. I came to see my mother, to visit my hometown. The Tajiki Gow Home.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101444
 06.08.2014
eee: When they say to me, “I’m a man, I want to shoot, I want to play in the war,” I give an example: “You come home, and the wife in the room plays on the carpet with the dolls, wears the dress, puts to sleep. What do you think?" "What do you think? Ambulance needs to be called!" I have the same attitude toward the shooters.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101443
 06.08.2014
by VP.What file should I use to close sites locally?
by: C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
by VP.: thanks
Thanks for the bread :D
by VP.: oil
Butterfly is another thing.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №101442
 06.08.2014
About the biorhythms.
When I was studying in the universe, I was a crapper, because I was better able to absorb large amounts of information in the morning, from 5 to 7 p.m.
When I went to the sea, I could sleep anytime and anywhere, even standing, because there were almost no other options.
Now I have my own company, and I’m a frog, because analysis and creativity are overnight.
I summarize: shit is all that, sweaters. These are just habits due to the way of life, the specificity of work/study, etc.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101441
 06.08.2014
In Montenegro will be held the “lene” Olympics
The only competition – participants lie in the shadow of oaks

XXX: I won’t go — I’m too lazy for that.

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