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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8626
 06.08.2008
Korshun
Write something good.

100 is
The salary : )

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №8625
 06.08.2008
The cat was wet in the day at night: I wake up from the thunder and scratch, he is nowhere. I think, well, I fell, fucked at last (loves to walk 10 cm outside on the curtain). I look out the window - and he, scuco, sits on the window, from the outside, and near the neighbors... 9th floor! And they have a window perpendicular to ours, the letter g of the wall... well a meter somewhere to fly there exactly... I think, ah you fell, well, and sit there. Go to bed. The grandmother again! He came home, Batman.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8624
 06.08.2008
I have two phones at work. One never called. He knows why and what number he has.
Here is the call:
Allo
Is this a paper serpent?
O_O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8623
 06.08.2008
Is the internet not on?
Have you tried to reboot the statistics?
What statistics? I smell hot from the internet.

c) Summers

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8622
 06.08.2008
Vstrechaem, eto ya!!! Who is nravyatsya blondinki s shikarnoi ulibkoi?? to
Teacher: Here is it! Exactly the same today on the street with unilateral movement was driving, in the opposite direction, with one hand drank a phantom, and in the other held a cell phone of funny pink shades.
Sorry not ponila vas
Lector: I had no doubt. You are beautiful, I say. and smart.
-Daniela-: spasibo ))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №8621
 06.08.2008
XXX - Which plant do you associate yourself with?
YYY is me? I have a cactus =)
xxx is it?
YYY – Well...
YYY – I’m all green too.
I rarely drink...
I grow up next to the computer ;)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №8620
 06.08.2008
When to fucking wake up.
He: fuck requests... I can’t do that, we know so little, and we’re friends at all.
He :D
She: Okay, then sit and shake, and we’ve known each other for a long time.
He: ahah=)) you will not understand right, then quite recently, lose for a long time, that up to Ipatzo Monna
She: I want you, I want you.
He: Nina is provoking me
She: What
I want you, I want you. A cruel provocation) and then you say I was joking.
He: And you will say I am not joking.
He is =))
Be calm, we are friends.
You are here, you are here, you are here, you are here, you are here, you are here.
I want to build a serious relationship with you.
He: You know, I too. I hope you’re not joking now.
She: NO!I'm cool with you.I feel like a little bit more and I'll really love you
He is great! I am glad to hear that you are well with me...I am well with you too. very
She: So let’s fuck.
The fucking...

To live like that...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8619
 06.08.2008
O_o went to the store to buy peelmen, I look in the refrigerator: peelmen "Admin", below is written "Row"=)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8618
 06.08.2008
xxxh: baliaeine, eyes slapped, the whole night for the compound stumbled %-/
WOW: Did you say the covenants of Professor Fortran, whom nightmares dreamed all night while he was playing all night? It is :)))
This is what you’ve seen!!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8617
 06.08.2008
In movies and series, no one eats anything.
That is, they start, but suddenly begin to trample about some nonsense and a cake in opal. They cut the biscuits, and there is an attack of clones. They are in the forest and sushi in the woods.
They seem to tell us, “Food is not good.” There are things and more important. There are what things! The Aliens! The crystal skull. The Burundi!
Remove the cake and save the world.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8616
 06.08.2008
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
WOW: And what then?
Q: So how do you normally talk?
O O O O O O

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №8615
 06.08.2008
MaNiaC SPeC (13:22) :
Dressed )

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Welcome to New Year!

MaNiaC SPeC (13:23) :
Are we familiar?^ ^ ^ ^

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
NOA

MaNiaC SPeC (13:24) :
The purpose of dating???

xxx (13:24) :
We can meet if we wish!

MaNiaC SPeC (13:25) :
Mono just ask where you got my contact from.

xxx (13:26) :
I found it, and you are against it?

MaNiaC SPeC (13:26) :
I don’t mind, I’ll warn the current right away, the girl is, I love it and all that.)

xxx (13:27) :
Why are you sitting on the net?

P.S For the first time I was so confused and didn’t know what to answer.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8614
 06.08.2008
L A Gear

When they painted the aircraft of the company United Bashkir Air Lines, they wanted to write an abbreviation on the fuselage, but took it in time.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8613
 06.08.2008
Yeltsin: You are the one
Yelkina: I go in the subway in the morning, the hour is peak.
The head is chested, the scratch... from there, from the scratch, the ass flies out and begins to fly over the wagon.
In short, those who stood next to me looked at me like a witch from the Middle Ages.
Bonus: 0 0 0
Bonzo is real?
Yelena: Yes...
Yolkina: I think she sat on my neck on the street and walked in the subway with me.
BONZO is good))
yolkina: and I was so strenuous... she was flying there on the wagon... and I thought she would suddenly come back to her home, which I have in my hair.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8612
 06.08.2008
Yesterday, by the way, did not eat for 15 hours in a row, and then from the smell of food started for some reason an erection, not saliva.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8611
 06.08.2008
Veniamin: Very good rules. For white socks with black shoes I would give 5 years with confiscation of property.

IrvingWashington: Do you lack white socks or black shoes?

IrvingWashington: I have a good taste.

S_Semenenko: Veniamin: What do black socks taste like?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8610
 06.08.2008
One hour later, I had to jump into the room. I decided not to bother and went to the kitchen for a roulette. I broke the kitchen, found it, took it. On the way back, without thinking back, I decided to go to the toilet. The last thing I saw when I went into the sorting room, with the roulette in my hand, was the suspicious look of both parents.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8609
 06.08.2008
Yesterday I went to Annika. Sophia explained to me
You will surely surrender :)
XXX: She has a chest!! to
YYY: It is understandable.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8608
 06.08.2008
RoLoN: got in the glare... o_x
RuLoN: I stand at the stop and a hammer stops right next to me.
RuLoN: a fucking clever nevebatzo... I open the door and amused so I say "and this gazelle what number?"
RuLoN: When I woke up I barely remembered why I was so...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №8607
 06.08.2008
IIy3uK: I will be 100% and let all the musician my computer become a rebound if I don’t come!

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