In 11th grade I was given 30 rubles for lunch every day... So I had to starve about a week to buy a large pack of condoms.

Luckily I got 10p.

I hereu from my parents) I went to visit them on those holes, they sit in different rooms, they don't talk)) In general, as I understood from their screams on each other, my mother worked at night, bed linen was washed, but not smoothed, and the bat was told to lick him and bed)) Well he broke this case turned out to be like this)) And when the morning mother came and let me shout on him - for him the most terrible secret in life was uncovered, after which they fought))) He thought his whole life that the rubber was for convenience, and his mom stated "that your sweaty sofa would not be provoked and then it could be sold as a new" :D
PS: Both are 50 years old this year))

XXX: I was flying
XXX: Hands are hurt now
YYY: Was it hard?

C Mails of Answers:
Which lip (upper or lower) is better to kiss a girl?
The best answer:
It depends on how you turn.)

XXX: He is a major! He was always in excess. He could even afford to place a stick in the tetris horizontally!

I live in a small town, little of what we have in the shops is sold cookies called "glyuki" and on the TV there is a local advertisement "a huge selection of pants, shorts and sweaters in the store "World Cotton!!!!", pilaja, so yesterday I received a text message: " You were attacked by laziness? Please call a taxi "OIL"!!!! Why did they all smoke???? to

Our admin yesterday broke out articles about all the employees of the office in Wikipedia. With photos and references. I was pleased with the article on the head. There is a picture where he dances drunk at six in the corporation. Now admina is afraid even the director...

Str Str

I bought 75 discs of 3.5 (needed for a CNC machine), so the seller felt so happy that he gave his flash drive for 1 gig

Conversation of wife with husband:
I went to my grandmother tomorrow.
M: I do not want.
I’ll go with my lover!
M: - And then I'll stay home with my mistress, but I haven't chosen with which :R
On the left or on the right =)

Lisochka: here we are in the workshops chasing a man on such.. well there are such small machines for transporting all kinds of parts, boxes and all kinds of things, so here, this man on this machine flag made a pirate with a skull and bones and walks in a feed.
She drives like this, holds the fur, flags on the wind.

There is a tumultuous discussion of photos of Selina Kyle (women-cats)from the future film about Batman.

Michelle Pfeiffer should have been invited to this role. She would be a stray old cat living among the garbage tanks, with a dwarf belly, sick breasts, teeth and a dog-bite ear. And when she would jump from the roof to the roof, it was enough to jump only to get stuck with her front legs, and with the back she would crawl over the wall, taking only from the third attempt, complainingly soft.

I am in the kitchen now. The radio is set to the first channel. Suddenly I hear:
Are you not a transgender?
and no.
Are you a girl?
Yes of course.

I’ve never run into a room before to turn on the show "Let’s get married".

My friend asks forgiveness:

Catherine, this is Alexander.
No, no... It’s not the ham you knew, but corrected and updated. Your words burned deeply in my soul and I decided to change my behavior.
I will be tremendous and gentle, like the first snowmen on the cold ice, I will NEVER say the words "I will never say the words" again, I will even forget who women are!!! to
And keep silent!! I said to be silent and to forget!!! I’m sorry, it’s me with my own... In the morning I’ll bring you violins (from the window) and we’ll be together, with pleasure.
We will breathe the smell of passing through (Oh, God... where did they come from here????) And then I’ll bring you coffee to bed (the old but reliable dish) and
We will immerse ourselves in the joy of the oral... e-e... taste sensation, called the “Nescafe.” Yes, I’m an irreparable romantic and I like their advertising.
And when you get up and the sun will golden your shoulders, I will get the paints and capture you in all your glory on the molbert.
Hm... or on a pallet? My God, how difficult it is to be a punk...) Then I gently kiss and say - "Doy work, I want to eat...." =%)))

Cold water from the crane for hot water is still warmer than cold water from the crane for cold water

The xxx :

I cooked the cupcake:

YYY :
This is cooking +1
Grassroots + 5
Production of poison +7

XXX: Snow-do not go, they will fly away and you will not catch.

Fuck you, will you catch it?! to

And Giri, shit, and they won’t go away!! to

Tell me, is my friend not astute: he sold the car, the buyer turned out to be a very beautiful girl. So he stunned with her, married and got money, a car, and a beautiful wife.

Sometimes you look at girls to whom you previously felt sympathy, and involuntarily start to doubt your adequacy.

Y: What are you doing?
He is busy, fucking.
Q: Can you respond to messages?
x: I write a method that converts a line containing a sixteen-bit representation of semibit encoding in the form of an eight-bit sequence into text.
Q: Fuck it then.

I don’t drink and I don’t get married!! to
Remember the Saturday...
Oh shit, go on the fuck.