The Major asks:

and washed?

and washed.

He, feeling insecure in my voice, clarifies:

Fuck the laundry?

And here from the whole list of words that ran before me, I chose:

With moderation...

Oh, how many times did he fuck me this “moderate.”

There was an interesting situation with the bubble today.

I always take it for tea, it always cost 10 rubles. I decided to buy two today. I took 20 rubles and went for a bucket. They knock in the box and say:

It is 21 rubles.

I am such:

Eeee what? He was always 10.

I took the money precisely so that there was no temptation to buy something else, therefore, I did not have too much ruble. The bucket was worth 10. 90 and copies are always rounded.

Okay, let’s get one, I say.

The cashier calls that type:

Zinnah, do the cancellation.

Comes "Zina" conducts the cancellation, they knock me through a bucket, I give 10 rubles, I get a bucket and a check. And here I am:

Now you can break another one.

The eyes that looked at me will not be forgotten for long. I am pleased with the two bats.

The paradox is that a former criminal is doing honest business.

An interesting arithmetic for future doctors.

Now is the time of entering the universities. I decided to look at what happened with my admission to my native First Honey, from the walls of which 20 years ago I came out as a young and enthusiastic doctor. The course remains the same – 300 people. Do you know how much budget there is? You’ll never guess, I’d never believe it. That is 10% of all.

Do you know how much you want to do in those 30 places? You can’t guess 3000. Here’s how many young people who want to help people can’t do that, because not everyone has 200 thousand a year for 6 years.
And it is not necessary to say that there is a maternity capital, and in Western countries pay much more, etc. and etc. A doctor in Europe or America knows that after graduating from the university he will receive a decent salary, which will quickly repay the cost of training. And our doctor knows for sure that a good salary will be considered 1 (one) thousand dollars per course, and give god that the course does not throw out a fort like in 1998.

Doctors, teachers... an eternal theme. In our God-saved country, those who sincerely want to teach and treat for the money that our dearly beloved government wants to pay them, this very government should bow down and kiss hands, and not fall into the pocket at any opportunity. But to close the majority of district hospitals across Russia and fill the road with purchased equipment on which no one can work, a couple of exemplary institutions are much easier. And call it modernization, optimization and innovation.

Once again, I ask a question that has already filled me: how do the rulers wake up in the morning and look in the mirror? Who do they see there? Where do they find the strength and determination to steal and lie so wretchedly?

Some people continue to naively think that they never buy or eat outdated foods.