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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №158476
 06.08.2022
Plastic surgeons see more inadequate babies than psychiatrists.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158475
 06.08.2022
In 1926, an exhausted to dystrophy patient came to a famous psychiatrist, judging by ways, "from the former", complaining of unreasonable grief and apathy, because of which he can not eat and sleep at all. After examining him, the doctor prescribed... to read humorous stories: "Best of all, batenka, take Tomik Zoshchenko. It may seem simple, so proletarian. It is funny! This man is a great fun man.” "Doctor, I am Zoshchenko, I am Zoshchenko."

[ + 40 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158474
 06.08.2022
Remember, the main problem of mankind was the ozone hole over the Arctic? Terrible to remember. Such a fucking...

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