I live by the sea. In all shops, bars, hairdressers, etc. Announcements of type:
"In swimsuits and swimsuits in the store, do not enter!"
I am standing next to one of these shops, watching a picture. Suitable for men -> Stick to the ad -> Bitterly breathing -> Removing shorts -> Removing sweaters -> Dressing shorts -> Coming d store...

Talk of young friends:
She: Zhenya, when will God give you brain? 25 years...
Is it new?
She is the first!! to

The story of the circus "Du Soleil":
JD
I was sitting like this on acrobatic tricks: O_o
JD
such a feeling that on their guys gravity either does not go and they are chatting or chatting but as they need and they are again chatting

Tomorrow at 8 a.m. I’m at home.
YYY: No, let’s get out sooner...or we won’t.
Well then at 7.60
Tagged: ok

XHH: I give you advice, always give up your place in common. transported almost bald, half gray, blushed, in a suit with a tie, with glasses and a case of black to uncles! WOW : Why? XHH: Because they can be your mattress. The analysis is :-(

If you suddenly swallow a shirt on a sleepy Friday night and leave it hanging on the back of the chair, lingering on the hangar to curl it, then on Sunday morning you will definitely find it on the floor, and in it - a cat.
And on Monday, there will be no other clean shirts.

Chuk: How about these semi-fabricates.
Chuk: So I want to eat normal food.
Chuk: There is no McDonald’s nearby.

She: Yes, I’m all busy, I don’t have time to get pregnant, only if in the weekend...

I: Yes, strange everything worked out somehow, on a boy, a lot of vodka. She turned out to be a student of a biofak, said that I was a physician... in the middle of the night they talked about microbiology, told her about viruses, showed pulmonary percussion.

xxx: Today I became clear about the meaning of the expression: "Not from that foot stood up".
This enlightenment came to me in the form of an unexpected and very powerful blow to the wall.

Looking at a pack of cigarettes:
- Probably soon will be drawn parts of the smoking person's organs on packs, such as the "smoker's lungs", "smoker's hands" and "smoker's lungs".
I am :
Buy a block - gather a man!

They were too cheap to eat without bread.

gave in online toy "Favourite farm" wife a tree named "Youthful apple"... argue... (((

XXx: Fuck, cigarettes now write all kinds of stuff...I will stop reading like that!