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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69603
 06.09.2012
How can you be so fucking?
WOW: What is there?
xxx: a potential VIP client Vasya sent a commercial, starting with the phrase "Hear what?"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69602
 06.09.2012
Like most men, my boyfriend was very unhappy that I put on his yesterday’s shirt in the morning and walk in it until I get up. I justified that men’s shirts are comfortable, they are longer than ours, and they are comfortable in them. The second reason is its smell on it, and it is very pleasant to wear - I, of course, was embarrassed to sound. Finally, I decided that his rest was more expensive, and found myself a pair of pyjamas with a head like a men's shirt. With a female cloth, and a female color. Do you think the discontent has passed? by Nea. Previously, you walked in my shirts, and now you are walking in a shirt with a stranger, and it’s GREAT!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69601
 06.09.2012
If all officials are forced to ride electric cars, then electric cars with flashes will immediately appear, driving along the opposite paths.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69600
 06.09.2012
He: What are you doing?
It is in the ceiling (
He: You’re probably not well acquainted with the heavyweight... :-D
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At 45 degrees the distance will be maximum under other equal conditions.
she: I studied in physics and math class )))) I know how to properly plunge into the ceiling )

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69599
 06.09.2012
<sh0dan> 05.09 12:22 Dutch homeless man broke into the store to play the piano
<sh0dan> cultural country, hule
Sh0dan pushed off the morning samovar with vodka

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