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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №133155
 06.09.2016
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xxx - We take the screwdriver, we wrap a wire on it, we get a solenoid, we connect to the battery - a voila.
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He is universalist.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №133154
 06.09.2016
I read the label in the store:
Punch with fuck.
Don’t mind yourself, I think you invented it! To the sausage, probably, or there with a beer will go. Then I looked:
Punch with cream
It is time to buy glasses.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №133153
 06.09.2016
Uncle, aunt... I have a nephew 6 years younger, he lives in another city, and when I was in school, he visited us half the summer holidays. Then it was quite clear who was who, the age difference was obvious. So it turned out that I did not see his 12 years old, and recently my relatives gathered together... And here is such a two-meter man with a scarf, 22 years of the family. And next to me - in my 28 I look at 18 (unpleasant, but with "children's" facial features - puffy cheeks, large round eyes, puffy lips, curly nose, skin without wrinkles yet and without cosmetics due to allergies, the impression adds a thin voice) on his shoulder. And the tribe is so indecisive, bass: "aunt <name>". Here is really, another question, who is the "uncle"... But here is my husband, although a few years older than me, but looked like a nephew's peer.

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