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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52950
 06.09.2011
>>> Happy Birthday to Freddie! The show must do on!

Sit down two. "The Show Must Go On"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №52949
 06.09.2011
Where is Alexey?
I: I came out
I: I entered
Boss: What are you doing there?! to

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52948
 06.09.2011
The plus of the iPad is that it doesn’t get tiny pieces in the keyboard.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №52947
 06.09.2011
The North (12:30)
People walk on the road
They walk and wonder.
What a strange dog?
You are smiling. ?

The Bear (12:36)
Are you crazy again?

[ + 47 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52946
 06.09.2011
Today on radio physics learned that the vector "a", directed at us is an ananas. O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №52945
 06.09.2011
From the sad:
With the girl at night, we went home, in a rush of passion, we cut off each other's clothes and headed to the bedroom. We fall on the bed in a hug. and. and. I should have missed it so much!!!! to
YMKA

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №52944
 06.09.2011
And I have a hard drive choto broken, well, I really before this laptop pin the floor, because we had a dispute with him, like hope to work, but I am sure it broke it is not so)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №52943
 06.09.2011
A commentary to one film on torrent: "Hollywood was shattered. Only six gangsters and such an epic! Arnie, his mother at his feet, once wrapped them in packs. Oh, where is that Arnie, where are those packs..."

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52942
 06.09.2011
Ohlobystin - President
Buyer - Prime Minister
Labanov - MVD
Levin - Ministry of Education
Romanenko - Ministry of Health
Chernobyl - Ministry of Culture
Kishakash - Ministry of Justice
Luba - Ministry of Communications and Mass Communications
Phil - Ministry of Foreign Affairs

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52941
 06.09.2011
In my youth as an officer, I sit in a military UAZIK stationed on the street, smoking. A mother passes by with a 5-year-old boy. The guy is all such a militarist - behind the back a plastic machine machine, in the hands of a gun. And then, compared to our car, the boy says loudly, “Mom, this is a real jeep, not what my dad bought!” We and the driver of pride for the native army barely smoked cigarettes from laughter!

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52940
 06.09.2011
History has always developed in a spiral that was not sprinkled that year, it was sprinkled in that year.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №52939
 06.09.2011
XXX: Let it go. Which authors do you like?
Yyy: I am mostly on detectives, and I like coelho from others. And you?
XXX: I am...
YYY: Fu is rude what!!! Did Naomi ask?! to
See also: Edgar Po!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №52938
 06.09.2011
Wow, how is the day? you have the status "buhaju", but today is just Monday...
Oh my ass, I couldn't find the socks in the morning, then I couldn't find sugar for tea, then I couldn't find the pants, I couldn't find the bus, I didn't find the lectures in the universe, and when I sat behind the comp at night, the terminal gave me "sudo: the team wasn't found" O_o! I went and ate...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №52937
 06.09.2011
Degree (18:32:03 5/09/2011)
The server sent me an alert that it had a problem, but the encoding was not correct. As a result, I received a letter with this first line:
YAHARELY
'011_002' HLEER YAKEDSCHYSCH HMTNPLUŽHCH N JANARNUMCH:opedsopefdemhe!Power1 Fan 1 Speed (N/A nA/LHM) BSHUNDHR GU MHFMHI OPEDEK (801 nA/LHM) at 09/04/11
Degree (18:32:37 5/09/2011)
I think in the first word he expressed his surprise quite accurately...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №52936
 06.09.2011
yyy: all the boys in my class are fools))
But there are idiots too.)
You are natural? ?
YYYYYYYYYY


[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52935
 06.09.2011
All people are divided into 3 categories:
1st Sows get up late and go to bed.
2nd Strawberries get up early and go to bed.
Three And sometimes there are duttles - because of them, the frogs get up early, and the frogs go to bed late.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52934
 06.09.2011
xxx: In the news read: "Gaddafi's troops invaded the territory of Niger"
YYY: Was the United States attacked?

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52933
 06.09.2011
XXX is
Eskimos have no words "yesterday" lol
XXX is
When did you go hunting?
The fucking...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52932
 06.09.2011
From the street, a serious voice: and remember, eight-year-olds NEVER cry! and ROFL

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №52931
 06.09.2011
We had a girl with the name Mavrodi... so her girlfriend had the name Halyavkina. And once this girlfriend decided to take a loan, and the guarantor to make Mavrodi. As a result, such a tandem in the loan was refused and the line was transmitted from mouth to mouth "Once, Halyavkina and Mavrodi decided to take a loan".
PS: Halyavkina separately gave credit... apparently in their joint work the bank saw something unnatural

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