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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69643
 06.09.2012
I have an idea. On New Year's shows to school-age children show scenes in which, for example, Spider-Man, Batman, Hulk, Iron-Man and others are bored by blue. Olympic system, then the final. It solves many disputes. At the end, Ivan Tsarevich fuck the winner with a sword. Because you are here.

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69642
 06.09.2012
"Don't go away, passports are taken at least for a week, or even for two, before the wedding and given back during the ceremony. School of Heroes.

A married man.”

You’re not a fool either, uncle. No one, except the police, has the right to withdraw the passport in general, neither the rental nor the ZAGS. The passports are taken directly before the ceremony, solely to put the stamps while the solemn part is going.

A twice married man. and :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69641
 06.09.2012
CHC: (working as a teacher): Get a certificate from the police, a certificate from a psychiatric hospital and a certificate from a narcological clinic - this is the PRICE for teaching children today.
ZZZ: When I think of my teachers, I regret that no one was obliged to receive such certificates before!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №69640
 06.09.2012
I have some apathy.
xxx: I am playing games
xxx: set up
XXX: I don’t play
I feel like a smoker who, by habit, pulls out a cigarette, lies in his mouth, but does not burn.
I have heard of this disease.
YYY: It could end badly.
You can stop playing.
YYY: This is
I heard even girls can get married.
YYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69639
 06.09.2012
My husband went to work after the wedding.

HGH: Congratulations to you! Advice for Love!
WOW : WOW!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? to
Wow, I say it is all.
HH: What happened?
WOW: It happened that this idiot only in the door of the Zagsa remembered that he rented a suit, and left his passport in bail!
Fuck... Fuck...
WOW: That’s what I said before I fuck him with my bouquet.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69638
 06.09.2012
Potency, from a physical point of view, is just a struggle of gravity and pressure.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69637
 06.09.2012
We sit with a girl in the kitchen. for the background is playing our radio"... delay the salary... we sit we think it would last until the end of the week... we thought it was counted, it is very little... we are upset... and here the radio burned "aaaaaa..we live to die tomorrow!"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №69636
 06.09.2012
Listen, and go to the Military and Space Academy. A. F by Mozart :D
I'll be in one city :R
A military space academy? Hm...
YYY: The cosmopolitan?? to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69635
 06.09.2012
Decided in which century to read the novel of Irvin Wales "On the Needle / Trainspotting".
I bought a book from a boxer at a trade fair for 80r.
I chose a day, freed myself from affairs, bought all kinds of Germanic, sat down to read.
This is, fucking a notebook! The Block!! All pages are empty! A stylish cover...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69634
 06.09.2012
I never thought that if an emergency car approaches the entrance with a scratch, and an entire brigade of sanitary technicians carry out the entrance with their eyes opened, throwing tools on the road, it is even worse than a fire truck.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69633
 06.09.2012
Natural Pools in Turkey.

Olga Vigilant
I was bathing here.

Anton Rodichkin
It was great, I was swimming there too.)

by Vadim Podolyan
What a nice people.)
I wrote there.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69632
 06.09.2012
Played with friends in the game "Crocodile" (Explanation of words/frases by gestures)
I decided to make a joke to guess a friend the phrase: "Potma hangs from the upper run" (DoTa)
It would be nothing, but he explained!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69631
 06.09.2012
I went to Ikea today.
YYY: I’ve finished my pencil too. Do you share?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69630
 06.09.2012
by Yasviridov:
In the autumn update of the game Angry Birds will appear a new bird, which, circling on a delta plane, will wet pigs in varieties.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69629
 06.09.2012
I'm talking to a friend on Skype, he's doing something there hard on the keyboard, obviously girls.
Is the imagination at hand?
In a moment, they both realized the depth of the phrase.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69628
 06.09.2012
As it is convenient today for children to watch the box, they entered a rating for convenience:
18 is interesting.
#16 You can't watch it
All the rest is shit.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69627
 06.09.2012
There is a point with personal qualities and you need to evaluate them on a scale from 1 to 10 without repeating. Twelve pieces...

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69626
 06.09.2012
Wanna, what is better? A girl with a stomach and breasts, or a flat stomach but without breasts?
M: Better a grandmother with brains and no stupid questions.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69625
 06.09.2012
From WOT:
Malinovka and the assault.
Svetlyak (player spy, illuminating, enemy tanks) assaulting the team in a general chat: Do not shoot - I will jump to the village for a minute after the same and right back.
The enemy's top answer: drunkenness - battle!
The light: I understand. Tell me how to get into the bookstore.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69624
 06.09.2012
Will we be xxx?
YY begins
I slowly take off my pink circles.
xxx valentines
YYY I finished

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