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[ + 30 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150907
 06.09.2018
It is not the U.S. State Department that ruins the country, but the pensions of $ 120.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №150906
 06.09.2018
The question is not who you work, but who you are, human or not.
The story of Gaia. The 2010 year.
I get a call: my wife has begun to give birth. I rushed after her from work, turned to the left, after J.D. Moving through a straight line. There is a GAI car, 30 meters from the move... I explain the situation, slightly opening the glass... The reaction was this: "Go home, we are behind you."
And indeed, they followed me, I went home to home, I took my wife, we went out of the yard. And they turned on the flashlight, and - went in front of me, in the end, flew to the nursery in 7 minutes, and if the persian through all the traffic jams - an hour and a half would have been in them... I offered the guys a large money - they were offended, honestly, did not take!
With a smile, “Other time!”
Thank you guys! Unfortunately, I did not ask their names, but they were...
Do not hang the labels.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №150905
 06.09.2018
Were slaves paid pensions in Egypt?
and no.
And in Rome?
Neither is.
Now you see that in matters of pension reform we are guided by foreign experience?

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