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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №156857
 06.09.2021
I go home from almost fourteen hour shift, I get to the bus stop, I sit down, throwing my head on my arms.

After a while, I hear a child’s voice near me.

Is this a homeless person?

The thought in my head is fucking, well we came. And to change clothes I really no longer had the strength, I went out of production as I was. I raise my eyes and say no, I just didn’t change clothes from work.

The girl speaks to her mother again.

Let’s sing a song?

“Don’t,” said my mother, “maybe my uncle has suffered so much.”

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №156856
 06.09.2021
I remember playing with my older brother in the village in hiding, he told me to joke, helped me to hide in a distant room behind the closet, covered up with bags and told everyone that he could not find me. First I was sought by my grandmother and grandfather, then the grandmother and the nearest neighbors were connected. I heard everybody around me hanging, calling me, but I was silent like a fish. Then I learned that they had gathered two groups to look for me in the forest and on the river.

I went out when the grandmother stood, whispering, shouting that she would give me a gum. I think I understand that instead of gum they gave me puzzles. And the brother, who was also silent in the cloth, I have not yet given up, almost twenty years have passed)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №156855
 06.09.2021
Judging by the actions of Zyuganov, the symbol of the KPRF will be the cross and hammer.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №156854
 06.09.2021
Vitaly Lazarevich Ginsburg jokingly recalled how a party official was annoyed by saying: “Among the great Soviet physicists there are Jews: Joffe, Landau, Zeldovich, Chariton, Liffschitz, Kikoin, Frank, Bronstein, Altschuler, Migdal, Ginsburg... It is good that there is ALWAYS ONE Russian – Khalatnikov! He replied, “Yes, only Isaac Markovich remains.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156853
 06.09.2021
Roskosmos chief Rogozin accused Elon Musk of working for the Pentagon.
Given the state of the Russian space industry under Rogozin, we can say with greater confidence that Rogozin himself works for the Pentagon.

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