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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13491
 07.01.2009
Bork73 is acetate. have heard? From January 1, the trolley buses with trams are expensive! It is 8 rubles.! to
Maxe.Effect: cool)) I will buy a couple!and :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13490
 07.01.2009
Lenore
Tell me an interesting fact from your life.

Sid
Once in the 1st class I was sitting at the first party, was an excellent and a better pa-boy, and then blinked in the middle of the lesson on a pottery, a neighbor, a teacher's table, a journal, a notebook and the teacher herself.
Lenore
Why is?
Sid
because I was afraid to break the lesson and could not ask "Can I go out"


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13489
 07.01.2009
Why should a woman be persuaded to do what she wants?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13488
 07.01.2009
In 9 months, there will be a New Year's gift "made ni chayno"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13487
 07.01.2009
“Well, in short, this shit was bothering everyone that we had sex... and now everybody goes and asks me, such as:"oh, is it true that you had sex?"
WOW: And you what?
HH: What am I? I honestly answer that sex was, and it was the best one-and-a-half seconds in my life)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13486
 07.01.2009
(Telling with a whispering whisper)

They say if you gather with friends at night on an abandoned building. Put wooden benches in half a circle. Sit on them in front of each other and start to mat...
Xenia Dogs will appear!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13485
 07.01.2009
No, no man, that’s not all. Listen to:
Hypomonstrapedalophobia is the fear of long words.
Interfector: A Hippopotommonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of pronouncing long words.
Interfector: Behold, you have this hernia, you come to the doctor, he so "Sit down, what do you have?" And you have him "I have a hippo... hippo... hippotommonstrosskeppedalophobia!" And you start running around the office "A-a-a-a-aa! Yippidy!"
<<Argentum>>

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13484
 07.01.2009
Y is fucking! The world is beautiful! ) Do you not notice? )
X : Oh yeah! But she’s dressed well 😉

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13483
 07.01.2009
One of the brothers turned in the grave, as the other at this time nervously took a baseball beat, went out on the street and looking for Bondarchuk!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №13482
 07.01.2009
xxx: I can't live with my aunt anymore - try to cook on such an orange borsch, and also these her cockroaches about water (((
YYY: What are they?
Yes, it has a water meter, water should be saved all the time. she took the seed in the bath water - she bathed herself in it, then washed it, then washed the floor, and then...
YYY: And that’s a borst, right?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13481
 07.01.2009
The guy who rings on the forums under the nick and with the password qwerty - RESPECT YOU!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13480
 07.01.2009
<-=DRAGO=-> people passavetuite plz passatret shata very very very terrible in ls plz
<profi> look at your face

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13479
 07.01.2009
What seemed unresolved over the course of the semester, by the fifth transfer does not cause any problems.

MEDOFF ©

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13478
 07.01.2009
XXX is Hi!
XXX is cacao?
It was half an hour ago 😉

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13477
 07.01.2009
I went to the store and bought a carpet. We go to her house,
Can you come in, can we shop?
I am not, I am driving.
She - well, you will take the cheek and swallow it at home.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13476
 07.01.2009
2008-12-19 22:47:56 Anna

Hi, I am 16 years old. I am a virgin, but my boyfriend and I had loves, sperm on the genitals did not get, but got to bed, could I get pregnant in some way? Delay 2 days, pain in the abdomen, a little nausea, appetite is normal. But at this time, I often lacked sleep, was nervous and there was climate change. I am very worried.

2008-12-21 14:29:10 consultant - Vladimir

Hello to Anna. With all my respect for you, I want to tell you that you are a fool. thank you.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №13475
 07.01.2009
Other times you have to do through "I don’t want", so that it doesn’t get through the ass.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №13474
 07.01.2009
The story of the Soviet Melchior from Syria reminded us:



A friend of mine, who has long been to Israel,



A Jewish family with a long history and

Traditions dating back thousands of years. A set of traditions

A cup of pure silver,

by the family traditions, if not by Moses himself,

Probably David himself. The cup of Moscow.

The Jewish people celebrated and were very proud of him.

Connecting generations and following traditions.



And then, like in the other story, the glass decided to clean. And in the day,

Under the black layer, a seal was found. George the victorious. On the horse.

A snake with a spear. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm The glass, however, is not

was thrown out. Who is throwing silver?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13473
 07.01.2009
Not my own, but relevant.

"I don't understand why Lenin at the age of 52 was Lenin's grandfather, and Putin was the grandfather of Lenin.

in 52 "young and energetic leader"?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13472
 07.01.2009
You will rest in the grave.
Until the grave to live hope.

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