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[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №24567
 07.01.2010
XXX: How are you there after yesterday?
Yyy: like the norm, shaved his beard drunk! And you?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Oh yeah yes. Stop to! You didn’t have a beard!
Wow, that’s what I’ve broken you up.)
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fuck to Fuck!!You are shit!! to

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №24566
 07.01.2010
LenKo (00:17:10 7/01/2010)
Guess on the needle:
They baked the needle in the bread and if it hit the girl with a blade on the tongue - to marry.

LenKo (00:17:24 7/01/2010)
What if I cut it in the throat to death?

[ + 94 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24565
 07.01.2010
In addition to:

to this:
From the "workers" workplace. While it is cold and winter, water the cactus with sugar at work. And not tea, but just sweetened water, so as not to burn. Given that the cactus is usually watered 2-3 times a month, 4-5 months should be enough. In the summer, when the thermometer is over 30, or just the cactus is heated in the sun, the resulting syrup will be frozen on the window, and if the cactus has no external damage, the cactus will rvane evenly across the entire surface of the cabinet.
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I sat at work one day... I went to water the cactus in the chief’s office
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Watch in the summer: on all the TV channels mysterious news, why the cactus exploded in all the offices of Russia?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24564
 07.01.2010
ACX (23:43:43 6/01/2010)
When will you become director?

Robert360 (23:44:40 6/01/2010)
When the director of the family ends...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №24563
 07.01.2010
Trailer to the film:
She fell from the ninth floor. See also! On the first!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №24562
 07.01.2010
You, when in contact you go to the page of a cute girl and find in the column "Family status:"There is a friend", you also start to inspect the wall of this beautiful woman and try to analyze, who is the last to register this, fool, friend? And go to him on the page to make sure he’s fucked?

[ + 140 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24561
 07.01.2010
Here is this:

(Sorry, I’m going to ruin a little "Bless"...)
The women complain about their men: she asked to give TH, and he gave THIS, because he is a fool, does not interrupt me and bla bla bla (the conclusions clearly follow from the context of messages of this kind)...
I am a woman! I love my husband because:
1) He does not understand my cosmetics, because for this I have the Self, and he is there to understand the nails, screws, screws, drills, etc. Ask your husband to buy a set of winning sweaters, what surprise would he expect from you? And, probably, you know exactly what "Nadfil" differs from "Rashpil" and which side there to them "Nadfil" will be pressed???)
2) He GIVES me gifts from the heart, not serves as a courier to deliver my orders!!! to
P.S Women, respect yourself... insulting your companion of life in public, you only humiliate yourself, showing your pettyness, malice, selfishness and swallowing edible jaundice!!! to
(Men, be yourself " despite" and " contrary to" immature females... )
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Thank you God, there is a good woman in the world!! to


[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №24560
 07.01.2010
It was celebrated on January 4. The owner's cat looked at us, looked at us, then went to the sorting room and broke up.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №24559
 07.01.2010
Nikolai was of a pompous nature and took a bath with the appearance with which others accept Islam, childbirth or a deadly dose of a sleeping pill.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №24558
 07.01.2010
The guys! If you learned that your girlfriend can’t tolerate the hero of the movie "Darkness", don’t rush to rejoice! Maybe she’s a fan of Professor Severus Snape, and that’s far more dangerous!
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Girls, we were burned.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №24557
 07.01.2010
I went to the rehearsal today. All loaded, guitar a bunch of lotions, wires and even netbook with you. So I sat in Bogdan, and the only free seat was behind, where there were three seats. There were two grandmothers sitting there, and they didn’t allow me to sit. I sat down, that is all. Looking out the window? Waiting for stops. Here one grandmother (B) asks:

B: Do you play in a rock band?
I : Yes.
B: Heavy music? Rock or Metal?
I’m still playing metal.
B: Do you know that metal is the music of Satan?
I: (I thought for a second) Well, once Satan approves, I will probably continue.

I’ve never seen a grandmother’s face like that. They got up and went to the other end of the bus, further away from me. They were Jehovah’s Witnesses.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №24556
 07.01.2010
XXX: I read the book.
XX: The Word
XXX: The Snoop
XXX: The Mermaid
The fuck is clearer.
Tagged: xd

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №24555
 07.01.2010
Leska, I know that you’re sick now and you don’t want to see anyone, that you’ve turned off the phone and don’t approach the door. But you must know that you have me and a few others who love you anyway. Everything in your life will be fine, just believe it. You are only 22 today and you have a whole life ahead of you. So let today be the first day you start living again, let it be your real birthday. Believe in yourself and live, no matter what. Happy Birthday family.

People, bring to the best please, the girl reads regularly only this resource, this is my last hope to reach her.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №24554
 07.01.2010
The Session. The Companion. Tomorrow is the ex. I go into the room, lying on the bed under my head a book, a pillow on my head.
You are doing!? to
You know what a simple diffusion is.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №24553
 07.01.2010
to this:

KroniK: Every gay started with - "What if you put a finger in your ass?"

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Looking forward to the first comments "Blaja, why did you say this" xD

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №24552
 07.01.2010
[17:07:00] <PoseidonV> download Snow White and 7 dwarfs porn
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[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №24551
 07.01.2010
by gaika (18:54) :
I am sitting here and thinking... how do I react when I dismantle a package brought by my parents from the store and find a package of condoms there? No, I can, of course, pretend that I’m a hose and remove everything in place... but the problem is that I don’t know where we have a place for condoms))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №24550
 07.01.2010
After drinking, three friends (a boyfriend and two girls) lie in bed.
Turn to Naam.
P: not
Q: I smell from my mouth.
A: The member stands

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №24549
 07.01.2010
Nick: Do you think the window in the clinic is the last way out of the mayonnaise bottle? You are wrong!
We have a man in the city who collects these bottles from the garbage near the clinic and brings them (for a fee, of course) to honey traders to the market.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24548
 07.01.2010
It seems I guessed who invented the expression "What is true is true"...

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