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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №58309
 07.01.2012
xxx: strange... freelancer asked for 359 rubles of advance payment)
yyy: stock is worth a monthly subscription xDD
XXX is fucking.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58308
 07.01.2012
Medical institute, practice of pathanatomy... Teacher (adjusting the microscope with the next preparation): “My God, you just look, what a charm! Unfortunately, 95% of patients simply do not survive before this..."

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58307
 07.01.2012
The World of Tanks:
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You are not joking! It is so planned! Enemies will go, they will think that this is whose country house, and here it is shooting us home in the back! =) is

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58306
 07.01.2012
We are in our country like children of alcoholics...we are beaten, we are separated, we are not allowed to develop as individuals...and we are all waiting for a kind parental word and candy.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58305
 07.01.2012
nickos: decided to find a community on Facebook dedicated to our small town, say, is there such an intelligence? It turned out there were, there were even 40 people, wondering who admin...
I am the admin.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58304
 07.01.2012
Nat: I looked at something under the keyboard, and there was a bunch of little stuff. I went to the kitchen and saw a mountain of dishes. and washed. I went to remove the sausage left on the table in the refrigerator, washed the refrigerator (it was time), then under the refrigerator. Then he swept. Then I washed. In four hours I’m back to the comp... Fuck, I was going for the cloth!=D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58303
 07.01.2012
XXX: Who are you so evil?
yyy: In the session (((

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58302
 07.01.2012
klopocaswq: found this topic on the net.I was sure that another cowboy.He entered his name and was in shock!!! Reference to
Yuri: Fuck, you’ve already gotten your spam... you’ll appear again... Fuck your grandmother... The horse!! to
Klopocaswq: go go fuck fuck fuck!!! to
Dmitry: It is a miracle! A Christmas miracle! The speaking bot.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58301
 07.01.2012
I want to go to the third high.
YYY : Why? You recently got the second.
I like to ride in the subway.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58300
 07.01.2012
xxx: The longest recorded game in Monopoly lasted 1680 hours (more than 70 days).
I don’t believe it is 70 days.
yyy: afternoon
XHH:means that aliens are on the moon and in 2012 will be the end of the world that you believe, but that in the monopoly you can play 70 days you do not believe?

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58299
 07.01.2012
Tatiana: On December 30, the father was at the corporation, and then decided to sit alone in the bar and disappeared for an hour. On the other side, the voice of a-la is heard "blonde" (then it turned out to be true) and says the following: "Hello! Your dad was so badly applied by the car when he ran over Nevsky!". His voice maneuvered. "He is very drunk, he is inadequate! We don’t know what to do with it!". "Is it okay with the packaging? You called the ambulance?" - I ask. the voice with the reproach answers: "I am from the ambulance!" O_o

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58298
 07.01.2012
I’d invite her to a wedding just to watch her jump for the bride’s bouquet.
YYY: Yes, she will take six of the light athletics and bat!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №58297
 07.01.2012
I communicate with my younger brother (MB) on Skype, discuss his passed exam (studying in another city).
I: So what about the exam?
MB is sad. To the trio, the elderly for preparation did not ask those questions.
I: Well, punish her male, adult, so that the next time, the necessary questions.
The father, passing by, commented on the advice: "Do not think of punishing so, or she will like, you will not give up the session at all"."
The Chickle (Chickle)
WOW: ahah, punishment, and potm in 9 months another exam will pass

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58296
 07.01.2012
I put on pasta for dinner and I remember:
It was impossible to eat meat in the army. So I ate pasta right with bread.
What the father answers:
and salad! I ate fried bread with bread in the army.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58295
 07.01.2012
Where to buy Japanese mayonnaise?
-Well, to look for it, you add wasabi to ketchup, this is the Japanese mayonnaise!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58294
 07.01.2012
Commentary on the article on the increase, KMM, member

What nonsense are they writing here? Should a man have a member to his knee? To when he walked on his legs fighting or while standing supported his beard?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58293
 07.01.2012
I came home, dressed up, washed up, sat down at the computer... I sit, I play. I hear footsteps, the light has turned on in the hallway and the father is shooting in his pockets.. long laughed, remembering the past.. =)
Where did you leave the cigarettes?
XXX is fucking.

The user "xxx" is disabled.

Offline for a week 😉

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58292
 07.01.2012
I understood that I was older when girls with children began to be added to the asche...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №58291
 07.01.2012
XXX: In order for this to happen, we need to work more with the intelligence services. Burn, so to speak, the orange infection in advance.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Right to indefinite detention, like in the United States? To put children in prison, like in England?

Zzz: Well, if you must have learned to build democracy, then, yes, you have to learn from England and the United States. And if you agree with totalitarianism, you can do without these atrocities.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58290
 07.01.2012
xxx is :
Yyy: Keep on, you intrigued me.

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