I read the news out loud in our neighborhood, there is a Fedya sitting next to it.
I: In several houses from us, a skeleton was found in a garbage container. Experts estimate that the body had been there for about a year.
Fedea: *melancholic, without breaking away from the monitor * Something we rarely take away garbage from the courtyards

The more interesting the girl, the richer her microflora.

I say today in the pharmacy: give it / that and Vikodin. The pharmacist looks at me surprised and says: “Vikodin is not!” You are sure you need him! I grum: I am sure! Pharmacy: But it doesn’t happen! I: Yes, how it doesn't happen, my wife told me in every pharmacy there is, the penny is worth it! The man is standing next to him and swirling more and more. The pharmacist says: Please clarify, I can’t help anything. I call your wife: there is no whisper. She is: not whisper, fucking, Vikasol!
House, hello to you!

XXX is
And as soon as they say "bust" why only Lenin comes to mind =/

XXX is
Lenin as the leader

XXX is
Not someone else.

I have been communicating with my young man.
We talked about the wedding, haha. I wanted something original.
On the Niagara Falls.
I am there loud. You won’t hear yes or no, I’ll say.
We can do it with weapons. One shot yes, two no.
I am YAHUVEH!! to
I mean in the air!
I am fucking (
He is O_O

to this:

I am thirty years old. I have never had sex in my whole life, and I have not been attracted to any girl.
A month ago, a psychotherapist told me I was asexual. when it does not pull to any soil).
KMP
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I'm not going to argue with doctors, but in my opinion you're a dog.

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Our society is ruined by such limited people who see nothing beyond their nose. Those who live within their miserable world and do not realize that there is a civilization Outside your inflamed brain, where sperm floats instead of gray matter. Love is not just flowers, chocolate and sex in the parent’s bed – it is the acceptance of the characteristics of a person who is close and dear to you. And not everyone has the desire to repel someone or, on the contrary, move their legs in front of someone. Not a month, not a year, not five. This does not mean that a person is sick, he is just what he is. So, you’re just a minor dude.

You can’t get to the top. Nevertheless, the majority will never understand that if a person is different in something, it does not mean that he is abnormal, sick, or just not.

and asexual.

During sex, whatever the cat does, even if it starts walking with the poster "repent, sinners!"-do not pay attention(s)

Love is when you get up in the morning for 20 minutes before her, in the kitchen you light up all the comforts (at street 0 and heating has not yet been given) and pass in the bath water, so that she washed with hot water.

archi_san ©

I live in Ukraine, because in the run-up to the elections in the city is full of bigboards with presidential candidates. On one of them is the inscription: “We will build a new country.” Below the inscription: "with blackjack and prostitutes" :D

The city of Nicolaev :)

Near the house opened a store for selling eggs. She killed the sign: "With Eggs – Better!"

Who would argue...

If we see this quote, we will win. Russian football team.

My mother studied at the MEI Institute. They were all called "We Are These Idiots". Nearby was the Institute of Meis. They were called "We Are These Idiots Neighbors" ^.^

The theory of superstrings:
In the same 1970s, the American Claude Lovelace observed that the Venetian model is mathematically correct only if the spatial-time continuum is 26 dimensional.

How fucking could he have noticed that?! to

In the days it was directly painful to look at a man who was upset (even wanted to go out) that travel in the tram was more expensive from 10 to 14 rubles. At the same time, he held a box with a new MacBook in his hands.

>>a for me the image of the labour-odmin is Captain Green from >>the multiplayer "The Secret of the Third Planet".
>> The first is the beard.
>>The second is his greeting:"Well, what’s wrong with us?". >> (for when everything works -
>>the hour is not called)
>> and the third is that he does everything right.
>>... it’s just a pity that he’s in a swimsuit and not in a sweater...

The female logic.
I go to the pool. In the dressing room saw "test to check who is thicker"...
Two girls, slapping each other on the sides, and whoever has the longer rolling body, and fat)))))

I read on the first strip of Yandex.News: Russia is conducting secret negotiations on replacing the dollar when calculating for oil.

Only the TSS!

Gi: Let’s say you caught a goldfish and demanded that your wish be fulfilled: “I want all the idiots to turn into pigs.”
And then the fuck-tibid, and you lie on the festive table, all such a ruby, and to you with forks and knives are pulled.

<xxx> I could not get out of tax
<xxx> the door is shut
<xxx> there has already been such a crowd formed, on the other hand, as it later turned out, also
<xxx> 20 minutes stood, waited, tried to forge the magnet
<xxx> someone shouted: "all taxes paid? is it"

The best friend of man is still a book, not a dog, because in a difficult moment a book can be wiped, but a dog is not.