Astana
Yuri Luzhkov, who became dean of the Moscow International University, will have to work in the new location only 2-3 minutes a month. Otherwise, according to experts, his labor rights will be violated. The fact is that the salary of the former mayor of Moscow is only 1 ruble per month - it isly this amount called by Luzhkov himself.

Basilisk
A real professional and in 2-3 minutes for a new pastry. and :)

From the Windows 7 guide on creating reliable passwords:

Passwords and password phrases can be associated with your favorite sport or hobby. For example, I like playing badminton can be converted to Mn?NrA8NotсяNoGrAt'vBadDmNoнт()n.

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Wow, I’ll never buy Kalina.)
I need to do something more!
XXX: acquaintances went dirt messing off the road
XHHH: robbed almost with chains and swamps
xxxh: got to the place by the only road, and there the gypsies stand - local fish are caught
HHH: Think here...

My friend decided to joke about me. I hid my black jacket, and in its place hanged a female of my size and pink, twisted the light in the hallway, and moved my alarm clock half an hour ahead. I have to mention that I work at night as a guard, in the end when I gathered, in the dark and jumped out on the street, only in the middle of the way I realized that I was walking in a pink jacket, camouflage trousers and bars on a bare foot.
Gentlemen, sorry that instead of a blonde on your whistle turned uncle under 190 with an unbarred moustache. I understand your surprise, but still on your innocent question I poured you and seed and lily... Greetings, you raised my mood very much, now I will walk in this jacket in the evenings. Up to new meetings

home (17:22:03 20/01/2003)
I ordered sushi... I plunged shortly for a long time. there was fish, there was some shit... I took this fish... I wrapped it in a towel... I broke the house in the flour and burned it on a bowl.

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Bravin: Well, in general, I told her that she was still a virgin, and she did it herself.
KOrsar45: Yes, you are not just a shit, but also a lazy shit!
Bravin: as a game shit, I just couldn’t miss such an offensive script scene :)

Tell me a story for the night.
I do not know the story.
Think of your own ?

Half a minute of silence.

There was a boy and he went for a walk in the woods. There is his old, terrible grandmother. He brings the boy to his house, puts him in a puddle and says: “Gry the clothes, boy!”! to

- O_O
Good night my dear.

MAZAY: Woman working in the Citramon factory cannot refuse her husband

HHH
The second day I sleep on the floor.

HHH
My cat is on my bed.

WOWU
Which?

HHH
Soon I’ll be fucking on them.

WOWU
buy an orange, and spray the juice on the bed, heating helps, did not try myself

HHH
Cheer them.

HHH
I have an onion.

There was a joke at the hospital. I am standing behind the injection, a frame, wrapped in a shirt, hair wrapped (it's in a hospital where not everyone wears pants) and asks where you can get a scotch here. I calmly answer that the nurse should be on the stand. He grumbled satisfied and asked the next question – Is there a brandy there too?

The leader of the group once, at a moment of special mental anxiety, cried out, “Fuck it all a horse!” and I say, “N, you are an intelligent man with the highest! The Technical! education" and I am breathing. "To fuck it all with a chess horse", is corrected by N.
Plain of passenger

He said, “Is he a fucking shit?”
She: Do not be mother.
Like a fucking shoe.
Why do we always take the example of shoes?! to
The shoes are normal people.
But he does not eat! All the Russians think that the shoes are the motherland!
He: but here are the welders, the slugs, the taxi drivers... they don’t eat! They are not mothers.
He: You sit on your feet... you get stuck... Fuck! Soakyoumathy Nakhon! PIDAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! to
he: and the slug... climbs into the well, the foot from the staircase landed, three meters of fall... in the jizz fuck fucked, they fuck... and such: ай ай ай ай, trouble trouble....
See also: ROFL
by [INJEE]

Do you know why I don’t like to work with girls?
I was sent once by fax an official letter, and at the bottom of the note - "for Davydov", hand-written. I call the sender the phone takes a girl:
Please remove the note in the letter and send it again.
I wrote there with a pencil.
The rubber? Fuck, we probably don’t have it in the office, let’s send you a delete and send it back, okay?
And then the lady thought, apologized and sent a normal fax.

Kill me, I refuse to work in such conditions!
and silver?
Goodbye at midnight. I write an essay on philosophy, I develop the problem of understanding the essence of man in the teaching of Democritus, and suddenly from the block comes "denis, can you melt faster? I can’t stand it anymore!"

• By anonymous at 06,Oct,10 16:55
Everyone knows that torrents are the main source of piracy. So why do you, fucking pirates, not respect the powerless work of programmers, designers, who worked to make you, fucking, use this program?

• By troll at 06,Oct,10 16:56
Let the bourgeoisie go, the art belongs to the people.

I don’t want you to give birth prematurely.
A child writes to me.
Anton: and we will test for relativity) you will be a mother - you will not turn away, you will have to get married))
Christina: Oh lords, Tony, I'm sorry that I didn't use the spam filter in the correspondence, now you're pregnant...
Anton: here you are all such... allergy to the filter, allergy... and antivirus to bring me from the pharmacy, it is weak for us...
But without a filter is more interesting than with a filter.
It was my fault, I knew who you were writing to.
Anton: I trusted you... I did everything for you... I even spoke to you, and you... it’s your child, Chris, yours!
What is right now mine? You have proved.
It wasn’t just me that wrote, didn’t it?? to
Anthony : No! How could you think! I have always been loyal to you. You were the first person ever to write to me! Tears, the thistle has flowed
Remove the child in the basket.
Anton: What is it? You have broken! How could you think of removal? I'm not a chatbot for you to write to everyone and remove the kids!
Go ride with him yourself.
I'm not going to pay for your child on the internet.
When he grows up, you will say that his father was an admin and died during the execution.
And I will install it! I have been suffering for 9 months, jumping and installing! I dare not get closer than a mile. Traffic will still be paid. My child will not suffer because his father is irresponsible.

Z is. The real correspondence

A couple of law. Prepod (a young girl) Talk about territorial belongings.
Consider the following case: a citizen... emm... of Colombia beat a citizen... no... of Australia on a ship belonging... to Japan, in the coastal waters... emm... no... of Mongolia, for example.

A banner of some dentistry jumped out with a calling text: "Even the elderly will have teeth like a baby!"
I thought long.

She: Can I ask another question?
He is: Yes
What does the disk look like if I get it?

Fuck, I am a tough man.
I broke the plate.
The Greek fucking.! to