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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54570
 07.10.2011
Yesterday I was in the military committee, came to the calling commission (recognised as unfit for service) and watched this picture:
The door of the neighboring office is opened by a pinch and with wild matyugs to get out of there the recruiter, continuing to broadcast all three-storey mat, he breaks through a crowd of guys and asks the first one who gets caught.
In a month, a new bone will grow.
No O_O
And these dogs are growing!! (And makes a gesture to the office)

As it turned out later, health workers for the third time asked him for a certificate that he has no bone on his arm after the operation.
I thought a lot then, and would they recognize me badly?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54569
 07.10.2011
The Flora:
I bought a photo paper from the company "Slavich" and realized that in vain I did it :o)))
The Flora:
"matte" in the presentation of the company "Slavich" - this is common.
Klyaks :
Well though matte, in the representation of "Slavich", it is not a sheet of paper with the inscription "huy" in the middle.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54568
 07.10.2011
I: Did you ask my mother for permission?
Brother of UGU. 1024 to 768.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54567
 07.10.2011
Soon the New Year’s tree will no longer be able to bear.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54566
 07.10.2011
XXX: Do you speak to the police officer? I was riding with him when he was working... it was normal for you to say, “Sabziro, nine, zero, five, Keitan, Reiden.”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №54565
 07.10.2011
Margarita
What are you evil?

The Assol
I'm not a bad guy, yesterday I was a bad guy.

The Assol
Today I am no longer bad (I am already with wings)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №54564
 07.10.2011
XXX is fucking. Although the network is not, but I still reflectingly start Google every time.
XXX: It is like a painful shock. The brain cannot realize that there is no internet.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54563
 07.10.2011
It’s probably offensive when your father’s best sperm is such a dumb man.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №54562
 07.10.2011
Q: Did we have sex tonight or not?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? to
I just remember playing StarCraft and then I noticed that I was biting your ear.
xxx: I don't remember exactly what I dreamed of this (((
YYY: OMG O_O

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №54561
 07.10.2011
xxx: Why when I’m riding a bicycle many people turn to me and say, “O God?” I am a little unhappy anymore.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №54560
 07.10.2011
by Neli4ka
The whole office laughed.
by Neli4ka
we have July, an electrical engineer, calls the weakness department (there is the chief Sergey, he has 10 monitors under his command)
by Neli4ka
Silence in the Office
by Neli4ka
Julia is calling.
by Neli4ka
and asks
by Neli4ka
Serge, I need the data of all your cables in centimeters!
by Neli4ka
She could not even say anything more.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №54559
 07.10.2011
History of Google Requests:
Pillow
Pilotly
The pilot photo
Pilot photo hat fucking military!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №54558
 07.10.2011
I promised to be home at 7.
At 9 a.m., my mother calls and says, “You know, all three of my daughters are sick, one with flu, the other with laziness, and the last with dementia, guess which one of them are you?”
Difficult to answer...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54557
 07.10.2011
Radiohead
Please write congratulations only in English. Happy Birthday Thom. You are awesome!!! to
Killed the comment:
S DEM ROZHDENIYA TOM!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №54556
 07.10.2011
Arthem (14:49:44 27/06/2011)
The ACDSee infection

Arthem (14:49:56 27/06/2011)
I set her up and she asks me.

Arthem (14:50:13 27/06/2011)
Tell me what type of file I need to open.

Dima (14:50:35 27/06/2011)
well right

Artem (14:50:45 27/06/2011)
Do I know??? Who is ACDSee?? to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54555
 07.10.2011
I think I will have to make a choice soon.
XXX is painful
YYY: Between what?
XXX: Between Three Men
I want to leave them all three.
XXX: It won’t work.
XXX: I have a conscience
And not just conscience.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54554
 07.10.2011
Pick me up! pick me up!! to
and idiot. and. and Buffy!
c) Wowlol

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54553
 07.10.2011
All the girls are stupid! Could it load me with some terms? Ask me how many will be five to six, and I will say thirty.
Yyy: I don’t want to be upset, but five to six is actually thirty.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №54552
 07.10.2011
She says, “Get up the couch!
What would you do without us men?
They would have invented robots :-R
He: Well of course! If there are a couple more female scientists, I will not recall female inventors.
She: What about Gaia?! to

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54551
 07.10.2011
What is Chinese engineering thinking?! to
All in order:
Lazai means on the Chinese online magazine in search of spy cameras, well, the pen there, the clock with hidden cameras I study... I look - I don't believe my eyes, the strangest copy:
Camera masked under a cell phone!! to

And what is characteristic, the camera is in the place where it is usually, and you can call the gadget.

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