In the morning, the cat doesn’t have half a mouth. I inserted the rebëpinduley̆, so that the animal would not be mocked. In the evening, the moustaches are absent. I inserted morë pinduley̆ rebëknu. I sit for an hour, and this insane mouth approaches the system and into the refrigerator on the sidĕ cover clamps up the eyebrows....
Yoŭll ask me for forgiveness.

Such an impression that all state bodies working with the population have chosen the motto of the 21st century, innovation, bureaucracy, the base does not work, come tomorrow.

xxx: tried to congratulate a friend of dr with an old motorcycle
The wise ITAP offered to congratulate comrades on the day of burning.
X: I didn’t have to make wishes for long.

I would now be happy to read quotes about the dirty WOT, rather than about your children, husbands and other relatives.

Answer to Mailer:
Question: "Which will help stronger on the Judo/Sambo street or the Greco-Roman Fight"
The best answer is "Depending on your composition.
If you are thin and low, go to judo, if you are a little higher, go to sambo. Well, if you are in the body, then naturally in Greek-Roman.
I think it’s the best of all."

A fun young group. All 20-25 years. The atmosphere at work is affective. They suspected a colleague that he quietly eats cookies and does not share it with anyone. When he once again closed his closet with the key and went out, the boys changed the closet with the neighbor’s. Close to lunch, a colleague tried to open the box, but the key, of course, did not fit. He fought over her for half a day, spit, left the keys in the castle and left for work. We opened the first tub, removed the cookie, and changed the tubes back. You should have seen his face when the box opened in one movement, but it was empty. The jacket was for the whole day.

When I was working for BPM, the head of the broadcasting department was getting to work on an electric car from Brighton every day. He was reading the book The Exorcist. According to him, it was the worst of all the books he had read. Moreover, as he said, it was so sinister that he could not even read it to the end. And one weekend he went to Brighton’s coastline and threw the book as far into the sea as possible. And I went to the bookstore, where I bought the same book, soaked it well under the crane and put it in the box of his desk.

Oil – 52 and the dollar – 63. Putin was born in the year 52, and today he is 63. All overtaken again.

A colleague went to the tax office, where she was delighted that she owed the state from last year five rubles (respectively, for these five rubles, there are also small pennies).
The evil came, wiped it all behind a cup of tea collectively.

Then he calls home and asks to buy smoke sticks.
The work was interrupted until the end of the day.

XXXX: эх, Nastya, it is a pity that you are not going to move, or you could match a vacancy of biomedical profile for a few pieces of green with regular journeys to San Francisco and New York...
Hello, my new friend
XXX: No, UUU, you don’t go through, not that gender =)
In the name of science!

From an interview with Oleg Morozov:
- Such people can give an alternative understanding of everything, in the short saying "Sasha walked the highway and sucked dry" they could easily find prostitution, oral sex, propaganda of unhealthy eating and pedestrian disturbance.

The Glass Bridge in China.

Three layers of bulletproof glass can withstand up to 800 kg per square meter.

One of the tourists dropped the thermos and the upper layer went cracks.

What do you say, made in China?

Cheboksaary (the capital of Chevashia) The name of the city is already interesting in itself. (Especially if you remove the first letter) But that’s not all! The most interesting is ahead! Upon entering the city, we are met by a modest sign that tells us that you went to Cheboksaara, in the Chuvash language – Shupashkar Huli (i.e. Chuvashkar Huli). City of Cheboksara
Whatever you say, the language is very interesting and fun! It is immediately understandable where the Russian mat came from, only in Chuvash - these are ordinary, everyday words! For example, wet - fucking, very wet - fucking! The thing is fucking, an interesting phrase comes from the expression "beautiful thing" - fucking fucking! ))))) Not less interesting is the translation of the word "girl" – HER (read the her)! Remember those times, when every year competitions were held - Girl 1995, then posters were hanged throughout the city - HER-1995! The red will be herly. The Red Virgin... Guess by yourself! Well, in the end, I will kill you by translating the word TECH! Honey is Honey! This is language! Please note that I have never used a non-normative vocabulary! I just spoke a little Czech!

Exhausted by curiosity:

to this.
qx87: Discovered the product on ozone. In the section "Recommend also" saw the disc Cannibal Corpse, the Brabantia rubbish tank with a pedal and a book on group theory. Attention, the question: what kind of goods have I discovered?

You are a shit, what have you discovered? Or write down or donate all your blood to the bloodshed, and head to experiments!!!!! to

The micro-router is obviously

Skype in the chat:

The xxx:
"A review of the computer game:

Boring work with sound. When the screwdriver thrown on the wall is wrapped in the storage compartment, you understand that the developers are not joking.

Collega : review review: the whole evening he threw the screwdriver into the wall, the knives don't sound like that. The developers are hallucinators.

On the surrounding world we write "natural phenomena":
The flowering of flowers,
The singing of birds,
ELE refrained not to say: "the silence of the lambs"

On the job put a proxy, in the innet now you can not sit normally. I installed Team Viewer on my home notebook to connect and surf. I sit - I read, and chaos begins: the menu opens, the buttons themselves press. I turn on the web - I see the cat walking on the key. I twist the sound to the full, go to youtub and start a collection of laughing dogs. I look at the web, the cat is blowing like the wind. Here my mom calls, says who brought the dog home - is afraid to enter my room. Well, I had to explain why the laptop on the dog laughed...

The level of our school characterizes the text message from the teacher of Russian - "share it!"

We went fishing with men. It is evening, it is dark. We rest in a bubble. One " tired" character is sleeping. We sit, talk and drink. Here from the side of the nar is distributed a rocky "salp from the rear tool". In the immediate silence, you can hear a normal rain on the street. Soon there is another "salp". Following on the street a flash and a powerful thunderstorm. We have been waiting for a storm all night. And the man still doesn’t know why he was chasing Shaman now.

On the subject of untouchable wallpapers and tiles.
Parents in an old and already almost completely rebuilt private house decided to repair the ceiling in a large room. They removed from the ceiling a faner, and underneath it - several layers of geographical wide-format school maps. Moreover, they were stiffened intentionally, and in some places also nailed for reliability. They wiped and wiped it for two weeks. Probably the house would have collapsed, and the ceiling remained whole.