I walked in the woods and gathered mushrooms. Suddenly I hear a wild cry: “Look, he’s out, he’s out!There are five healthy men running to me. It’s hard to say exactly what I thought, but I was very scared, let’s run away. They followed me with cries: “Men!!! Stand up man!” have caught. The fastest jumped from behind, fell to the ground and, breathing hard, said, “Hey, man, what are you. Help us out, we are lost. We will give you a beer.” The second runs and on the way already gets a beer bottle from the bag. Punched them and brought them out. They are good guys.)
People rage when they buy a coffee machine and say, “I pressed a button and made a coffee.” Guys, good coffee can only be prepared by a certified barista, who has graduated from the journal of the MGU, filfak of the VSE and who has defended the candidate in gender linguistics.