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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56105
 07.11.2011
and Elena:
There were two rules at the beginning.
Do you remember those pavilions?
and Elena:
They were immutable.
Not to lie, not to betray.
by Nikita:
I did not betray.
and Elena:
I did not lie.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56104
 07.11.2011
How do we smoke in the winter? is cold
Well, I have to give up.
Q: Do you smoke?
WOW: No
Tagged: universe

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №56103
 07.11.2011
Whether I will have sex depends on me.
Everything is in your hands ?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №56102
 07.11.2011
Where can I leave my pet when I leave? Small dogs
- In Hotel Korona, on the Egersheld, there is a restaurant of Korean cuisine.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №56101
 07.11.2011
Don't call me today
An :?? to
Mar: My cell phone jumped from the ringtone and fell into a well with water
Unfortunately, we do not know who caused suicide.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56100
 07.11.2011
To me broke into a girl philologist second course, with a requirement that can be translated as "there is something about Dostoevsky to read?" very much need! What if I find it?" fucking, that’s what I understand, philologist
c) the sun

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56099
 07.11.2011
Dialogue between the student and the teacher about Matan:

Where does it fit in life?! to
Although you think of life.


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №56098
 07.11.2011
Yesterday, my mother asked me to bring a screwdriver.
I went to her and ate well. Today from her SMS "Did you bring a screwdriver yesterday?"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №56097
 07.11.2011
From the dialogue:
I am merciless today.
Is it merciless? Kill the Pony.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №56096
 07.11.2011
My wife quarrels with me so often that I call her GAV cat.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56095
 07.11.2011
Announcement on TNT: Why does Philip want to break Sasha’s legs? Watch House 2, City of Love.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56094
 07.11.2011
A class meeting is organised. I’m gathering information about how many people. I am answered:
- will be a person 18-25, and if Zeka comes - then 30 - 35.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №56093
 07.11.2011
XX: And, yes, came up with a way to protect yourself from Vader’s suffocation
XX: It is enough to put a glass of beer in the stretched hand in a characteristic gesture

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56092
 07.11.2011
News on Rambler: "A black asteroid is approaching Earth"

The commentary:

A meteorite has fallen,
There is a Jew underneath.
What an attack!
There is no place to fall..."

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56091
 07.11.2011
from the world on the shirt, to the poor thread: Corruption

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56090
 07.11.2011
It just happened. The cold is not weak, the groves freeze easily (Far East), I climb the stairs to the entrance door of the paraker. The door opens, the craftswoman with a boiler of boiling water and says: "The cleaner washed our steps here an hour ago, they froze with ice, you are more careful, I split it and pour a boiler on the stairs... During the time I was there on the new ice, three people turned up.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №56089
 07.11.2011
In our family, this is the way: my mother on her birthday gave diamond earrings, the eldest son - a gold chain, the younger - a laptop, Daddy - a column and a rubber boat.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56088
 07.11.2011
HGH is alive! The goal! The Eagle!
Oh yeah yeah yeah! I broke your parade! The straps, no?! to

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №56087
 07.11.2011
Demon: I am going to the object in the pitch and I didn't wear the counterparts
I’m going to walk.)
I: the day
I: The Son
I am :D
Smoothie (
I am: o ha ha, baby))
The day of the day))
I know where you live!
I hear your approaching.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56086
 07.11.2011
In short, people are good, and the collective is shit.

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